GBTV: "The Truth Lives Here." That's the FIRST lie already

[MrScorpio]

Glenn Beck Starting Web TV Network, 'GBTV': TVNewser

Glenn Beck plans to start an Internet TV channel called "GBTV," TVNewser reports.

The website unearthed several trademark applications filed by Beck's company, Mercury Radio Arts, for GBTV. One is for "digital materials" such as podcasts and mobile apps; another is for the GBTV logo and covers "webcasting services"; and a third covers "production of programs for dissemination via the Internet and wireless networks in the nature of programs in the fields of current event news, politics, public affairs, news media and journalism, and entertainment news."

The motto for the new venture? "The Truth Lives Here." It's unclear when GBTV would begin airing, however.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/25/glenn-beck-starting-web-t_n_867000.html

[Common Sense Party]

1. The truth might live there.

But only if it has been abducted, beaten, bound with duct tape, and held hostage in Glenn's dark, dank basement.

That's still "living."

[RaleighNCDUer]

2. Beat me to it -

"The truth lives here". We keep it locked up in the back room, and get our jollies by burning it with lit cigarettes between shows.

[Common Sense Party]

3. LOL.

Glenn and his buddies waterboard the truth for information, so that they can then spout the exact 180-degree opposite on their shows.

[damntexdem]

4. Oh, that's just a typo -- it should be: "The Truth Lies Here."

He was going for a bad pun.

;-)

[KamaAina]

5. More like "Where Truth Goes To Die".

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