Rick Santorum to launch June 6

[The Straight Story]

Rick Santorum to launch June 6

Rick Santorum will formally launch his presidential campaign on June 6 in Pennsylvania, POLITICO has learned.

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The announcement will be a return-to-your-roots moment, taking place near the western Pennsylvania coal mines where his grandfather worked, according to Santorum sources.

"This location is significant because when Senator Santorum's grandfather left fascist Italy, he was attracted to America's freedom, and the opportunity our nation offered him," one person close to the Santorum campaign explained.

After the announcement, the former Pennsylvania senator will head to Iowa, and later, to New Hampshire.

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0511/55772.html

[HopeHoops]

1. FUCK! Here I thought this was NASA's announcement of an anal probe to Uranus.

[Viking 1]

14. Yep

I had a vision of him getting smaller and smaller after blastoff from Cape Canaveral.

[sudopod]

21. Nope

It's guarded by Klingons.

[HopeHoops]

23. Yeah - and they wouldn't blast him because there wouldn't be any intelligent life they could detect.

There MIGHT just be some frothy mix...

[Democrats_win]

2. Then he can join other politicians marching in the gay pride parade!

Santorum is omnipresent.

[damntexdem]

3. June 6: Douchebag Day.

New meaning for D-Day.

;-)

[Blue-Jay]

4. The thought of "launching santorum" makes me a bit queasy.

[gkhouston]

18. If it's not in the Urban Dictionary now, it will be within a week.

"Launching Santorum"... :freak:

[waddirum]

25. I guess that answers the question:

"Will Santorum Run?"

Apparently, Santorum can be found running all over Iowa. Call the hazmat team!

[Blue-Jay]

27. I don't know if santorum runs as much as it oozes.

[rurallib]

5. look for a quick rise followed by an awesome crash

followed by blaming the M$M.

[RZM]

15. You definitely called it n/t

[Blasphemer]

Oh, this should be fun.... nt

[SoCalDem]

6. May I suggest?......NEPTUNE

:)

[tabbycat31]

7. not Neptune

That is the name of a (strong Democratic) town near me.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

16. Well, then the planet just before that one.

:evilgrin:

[xxqqqzme]

8. What is his money source?

Somebody/thing/entity has to be funding him just to present a launch.

[marmar]

9. Like this:

[sinkingfeeling]

10. Rick Santorum to crash June 10.

[hifiguy]

13. Beat me to it..

He will get about as far as Ghouliani or that shitweasel from Colorado (Tancredo?) got in '08.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

11. I wonder how many of his supporters have Googled Santorum. nt

[onehandle]

12. How much froth will that stir up? nt

[gkhouston]

17. I think the campaign should avoid using "Santorum" and "fascist" in the same sentence.

It would be simply dreadful if someone created a google-bomb linking Santorum's name to anything distasteful.

[opihimoimoi]

19. The Poor ignorant thing...he does not comprehend EWWWWeweeeewwwwww

[LiberalAndProud]

20. Oh good. I look forward to the daily Santorum updates.

I'm not really. The man can't open his mouth without saying something outrageous or stupid, usually both. And it always makes my blood boil. I think Santorum is literally harmful to my health.

[Mz Pip]

22. There's one rocket that won't get off the ground.

The guy gives me the creeps.

[calimary]

24. Don't forget to google!

[Bobbie Jo]

26. Rick Santorum to fold June 7.

:rofl:

[RavensChick]

28. Oh, no.

I knew something was up when my cat farted this morning!

This douche will crash and burn before the day is out.