Al-Qaeda's New Leadership

[meegbear]

Following Osama bin Laden's death, the Egyptian-born Saif al-Adel has reportedly been named interim leader of al-Qaeda. Here are some of the new terror head's qualifications:

• Emerged as the clear favorite in both the Peshawar caucuses and South Waziristan primaries
  
• Rated an ENTJ, also known as "the executive," on the Myers-Briggs test
  
• Able to grow a ratty beard with just enough gray to look dignified
  
• Subverting Western ideals was the subject of al-Adel's NYU gender studies thesis
  
• As a current al-Qaeda member, he's already familiar with the terrorist network's payment system and PeopleSoft benefits-management software
  
• Can keep a straight face while telling suicide bombers they can each expect 72 virgins in heaven
  
• Absolutely nailed "America will soon be awash in blood and tears" reading during auditions
  
• Real troublemaker

http://www.theonion.com/articles/alqaedas-new-leadership,20519/

[LiberalFighter]

1. I thought it might be Palin or Romney or Newt

[damntexdem]

2. Shows a nervous tic upon hearing the word "seal."

;-)

[Ohio Joe]

3. I really have to start looking at links before reading experts

heh, completely got me. I was reading and thinking WTF? :rofl: