Strauss-Kahn Calls New Townhouse ‘A Total Babe Magnet’

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It isn’t exactly a jail away from jail…

Disgraced former IMF Chief and future wearer of a seven-digit number Dominique Strauss-Kahn has finally found ‘suitable digs’ in which to serve the remainder of his house arrest while facing rape charges in New York City.

And it looks like he plans to install ‘hot and cold running women’.

“Look at this place – it’s a total babe magnet!” he told his Facebook friend and supporters on a video-tour of the 6800 square foot, $50,000 per month Tribeca townhouse posted on the social networking site this morning. “If I can’t ‘make it’ here, I can’t ‘make it’ anywhere…”

Meanwhile, Strauss-Kahn’s attorneys filed a motion in New York Supreme Court today, seeking an order that would require prosecutors, in their dealings with the media regarding the case, to either say or write ‘International Monetary Fund’ instead of using the popular abbreviation ‘IMF’. Their brief states that their client’s right to a fair trial might be compromised by “prospective jurors understandably believing that ‘IMF’ stands for ‘Insatiably Mad Fornicator’.”

The IMF’s attorneys also hinted a possible shift in their defense strategy, telling a reporter from ‘Entitled Wealthy Man’s Weekly’ magazine that instead of claiming their client engaged in a ‘consensual sex act’ they may opt for a strategy which would demonstrate to the jury that “had the alleged victim known who our client was, it is doubtful that she would not have consented.”

May 26th, 2011 | Tags: Dominique Strauss-Kahn, house arrest, IMF | Category: Satire, World News

[FLAprogressive]

1. LOL!!!1

[seabeyond]

2. he is a creep. nt

[customerserviceguy]

3. I have a feeling

that in a short while, he's going to come to empathize with his victims.

[ThisThreadIsSatire]

5. Probably not...

... he seems like too much of an arrogant, 'entitled' prick...

(but that's just my humble opinion.)

[madrchsod]

4. is this thread satire?...........lol

i guess this one isn`t very popular. oh well, everyone is entitled to their opinion.

[juajen]

6. You are surely making me look to see the author of posts.

You caught me again. Damn.

[99th_Monkey]

7. "Category: Satire, World News" ... oh. tag at bottom helps explain. nt

[girl gone mad]

8. Funny..

but also believable.

[Bucky]

9. I thought "babe magnet" was his nickname for his lucky chloroform bottle