Freeper Poetry: Poem about Sarah Palin's bus tour taking over Rolling Thunder

[K8-EEE]

Give you an idea of the nuts that poor Rolling Thunder organizer has had to deal with since Sarah told her fans she was starting BusAPalooza at this non-partisan event...IT IS TO VOMIT, SERIOUSLY....

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2726016/posts


Tribute to Sarah Palin and her bus tour
Self | Helen
Posted on May 27, 2011 9:07:44 AM PDT by Helen

Roll on. Roll on. Mighty Thunder.
Make the rumble drown out the lies.
Make the light outshine the darkness.
Feel the hunger of the people;
Feel the anger of the people;
Feel the power of the people;
Who hear your message as you roll.
Who join in spirit as you roll.
Our founding documents declare
We are one nation under God,
A nation indivisible.
Feel the unity of the people;
Feel the patriotism grow;
Feel the kindred spirit renew
As you roll on. Sarah. Roll on.
As the mighty thunder rolls on.
Politicians and reporters
They tremble as they watch you roll.
They try in vain to silence you.
Watch the false gods they all worship;
Watch the shaking shiny shoes;
Watch the blatant desperation
As they helplessly watch you roll.
They can not control how you roll.
Roll on. Roll on, Mighty Thunder,
Throughout this beautiful country.
Show us again its history
As you roll on. Sarah. Roll on.


:yoiks: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Maru Kitteh]

1. OMG I haven't laughed that hard all day. Maybe all week.

I have to automatically LURVE any thread that has "Freeper poetry" in it anyway.....

That is .... AWESOME..... :rofl:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. They see me rollin.' They laughin.'

That poem is so magnificently awful that I can't decide whether to laugh or hurl.

[Maru Kitteh]

23. Laugh. It tastes better than hurl. n/t

[me b zola]

38. "They see me mowing. my front lawn"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

45. ROFL! That's a keeper!

[Capt. America]

3. Watch the false gods they all worship;

Sorry lady, I don't worship any gods, false or not.

[rurallib]

4. brings a tear to my eye

ever laugh so hard you cried? Glad I didn't wet myself.

[tabasco]

5. I've never been more concerned about the lack of mental health care

in this country.

[distantearlywarning]

6. Oh, jeez.

:eyes:

[senseandsensibility]

7. kick for the comedy gold

LOL

[d_b]

8. recs and lulz

[Octafish]

9. Sheeesh! It reads as if written by a NAZI for NAZIs.

Good thing Rolling Thunder is made up of Americans who recognize a NAZI neocon job when they see -- and hear -- one.

[Permanut]

10. K & R, this is a treasure

this thread, that is, not the cheesy poem. Great find, K8-EEE!

[classysassy]

11. Roll on Sarah

down to Arizona,the brain dead await you with open arms.

[silenttigersong]

12. Is the poet

refering to $arah, as Mighty Thunder?I know, I too wish the Palin would roll down the road.,right off a great, and mighty American cliff.My spirit would rejoice,as kindred spirits, did the happy dance.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[reggaehead]

33. I kind of like the name "Rolling-Thunder" for Scary

Isn't thunder just noise?

[Control-Z]

13. Watch the shaking shiny shoes?

Whoa. How cool are they?

I want a pair.

[Contrary1]

14. "Watch the shaking shiny shoes" ???

That deserves a triple.

:wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

[immoderate]

15. ** To the tune of "Old Smoky" EVERYBODY!

:woohoo:
--imm

[nolabear]

16. "By the shores of Gitchee-Goomie..."

I'm sure Longfellow is spinning like a top.

Btw if the short teaser I saw on LO was any indication, Rolling Thunder is none too happy about La Palin trying to piggyback on their good name.

[Blue-Jay]

17. Obviously a constitutional scholar wrote this.

"Our founding documents declare
We are one nation under God,
A nation indivisible."

What? Seriously? I somehow doubt that the genius who wrote this shit can provide a "founding document" that says that.

[Kurovski]

31. I think she meant "Fondling document" .

At least that's how I read it at first.

[tblue37]

43. Apparently they confuse the tacky revised version of the Pledge

with the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution.

[Old and In the Way]

18. FR is really turing into the Sarah Palin Fan Club.

The intelligence pool is getting dangerously shallow over there and what's left isn't pretty. Group reality denial is very strong.

[RayOfHope]

19. Comedy gold. "As you roll on. Sarah. Roll on." n/t

[yellowcanine]

20. My advice to that freeper would be to not give up his day job.

:rofl:

[yellowcanine]

21. "Watch the shaking shiny shoes;" Oh my that is bad.

:puke:

[Habibi]

22. Oh, come on. That had to have been written by a paid

Dem troll. :-)

[The Magistrate]

24. There Is Only One Line Missing, Ma'am....

"A mighty wind is blowing, blowing you, blowing me."

[xmas74]

35. I just spit my iced tea at the screen.

You owe me a new screen, sir.:spray:

[XanaDUer]

25. That's...a....poem

all right. :wtf:

[Mojorabbit]

26. I wish I had written this

and posted it there. LOL. Too hilarious!

[WorseBeforeBetter]

27. Cue William Shatner and the bongos. (n/t)

[K8-EEE]

29. LOL!! nt

[IDemo]

28. Live to eat Cheetos, eat Cheetos to live!

[Kurovski]

30. Is this what's called "sweet nothings"?

[K8-EEE]

32. Most awesome response to brilliant poem:

Well done, Helen!

If ignorance is our worst enemy, we must
all do what Sarah and her family are doing...
RE-EDUCATE at every opportunity.

I’ve petitioned the Lord to instantly lift
this veil and turn the light of truth on
in the people. I’m asking for a miracle.

I’ve also petitioned my pastor to allow one
evening a week for what I am for now calling,
“A DATE WITH DESTINY”. A fellowship format
using informational media like the “Truth
Project”, “The Light and the Glory”, “Amazing
Grace”, “Answers in Genesis” and “Summit
Conference” material.

My goal is to answer God’s call on my heart
to battle specific areas:

1. THE NEW ATHEISM
2. HISTORICAL ILLITERACY
3. BIBLICAL ACCURACY
4. FOUNDER’S FUNDAMENTALS
5. CONSTITUTIONAL LITERACY

:crazy:

[PotatoChip]

34. Wow. Just when you think it couldn't get any more ridiculous-

there is this... :wtf: -- :rofl:

[tblue37]

44. OMG! Look at what that Freeper says he/she wants to BATTLE!

My goal is to answer God’s call on my heart
to battle specific areas:

1. THE NEW ATHEISM
2. HISTORICAL ILLITERACY
3. BIBLICAL ACCURACY
4. FOUNDER’S FUNDAMENTALS
5. CONSTITUTIONAL LITERACY

He/she wants to battle biblical accuracy, Founder's <sic> fundamentals, and constitutional literacy! Well, darn, they have certainly picked the right group to align themselves with, and the right spokesmodel for that group!

[GoCubsGo]

49. Snork!

"My goal is to answer God’s call on my heart
to battle specific areas:...

2. HISTORICAL ILLITERACY
3. BIBLICAL ACCURACY
4. FOUNDER’S FUNDAMENTALS
5. CONSTITUTIONAL LITERACY"


Well, when they work on the "biblical accuracy", I hope they pay real close attention to that part about moving the plank from one's own eye before worrying about the sliver in one's neighbor's eye.

[Kurovski]

50. Daughter Blender, or Bliven, or whatever her name is,

is for Gay Marriage, so what of that?

The claim is that the family is "re-educating".

I'm joking of course, the whole idea is ridiculous, but I'm sure the author of that critique is doing a fine job battling Constitutional literacy.

[pamela]

36. That's hysterical.

Free Republic is going to be so much fun for the next two years. They don't like any of the repub contenders except the batshit crazies, they're "zotting" anyone who supports Romney and plan to vote third party if he is elected. Hell, they are doing more to get Obama re-elected than we are. I can't wait to see all their heads explode when that happens. Good times.

[K8-EEE]

37. Totally agree, Sarah and her cult has become the RNC's worst nightmare

You are right they (and Sarah, and Paul Ryan) are the Dems' best friend!

[silenttigersong]

39. Quick..someone send this to Colbert at comedy central n/t

[deacon]

40. Yes, it is hard to think of a word that rhymes with "roll". Oy!

[tanyev]

41. There once was a quitter on Twitter

Whose tweets grew increasingly bitter.
Is she running or not?
Hey, she'll give it a shot.
That sad bitter quitter on Twitter.

[K8-EEE]

46. LOL!! nt

[Kurovski]

51. +10

Heh.

[pintobean]

42. Must be a Vogon.

Edit: I had n/t in the subject line, then noticed my post number. :rofl:

[GoCubsGo]

47. LOL!!!

And, I think it may surpass the Vogons in its horridness.

[Taverner]

48. Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

Freepers write shit poetry
and Sarah's a tool

[NYC Liberal]

52. Can’t have been written by a Freeper...

None of the words are misspelled.

[sufrommich]

53. Where can one purchase these shaking shiny shoes? nt

[Kurovski]

54. Sarah will be selling them from out of her trunk soon.

No doubt.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

55. they really think she has a chance of being elected, don't they

first off, she's not running. period.

second, when was the last time a candidate with a 60% negative/30% positive rating elected to anything?
John Edwards probably has as much of shot of becoming president as Sarah.