Palin coming to Philadelphia-area dentist's home for Bar-be-que and rally on Monday.

[PCIntern]

UPINBOWL- Organizers for Sarah Palin's Bus announced today that she will be making a stop at the home of one (PCIntern), a dentist who lives on the Main Line of Philadelphia. Her campaign staff insists that this region, one of the key suburbs of Philadelphia and important in any primary or general election, is ripe for her campaigning. "Pennsylvanians have had enough of the Tax-and-spend, Gun-control agendas of Obama." stated her associate campaign manager and coincidentally her bus driver, C. M. Pean.

When reached for comment, (PCIntern) stated that he "had no f-----g idea that this poor excuse for a politician and third-rate grifter was coming to my house. I'm speechless, ashamed, and mortified." For its part, the Palin associates stated that the good doctor was excited about the visit and would welcome her with "open arms" and that the other guests were going to be "fabulously surprised" by the arrival of a celebrity of Palin's stature.

In what may possibly be a related story, an emergency permit was granted in Lower Merion Township for a twelve-foot fence around a property.

[dhill926]

1. ha ha.......nice........

[dhill926]

2. ha ha.......nice........

[onehandle]

3. Somebody should request an emergency permit for a 12 foot fence around Philadelphia and suburbs.

Keep her out all together.

[IDemo]

4. With a voice that sounds like a 60,000 rpm drill...

[HopeHoops]

5. I'll take the drill over her shrill any day. She's more like nails on a chalkboard.

Either way, it is good to wear headphone-style ear protection.

Bonus points if it both filters out shrill noises AND connects to an iPod.

[PCIntern]

8. "I love the smell of the emissions." she just said...

are those "nocturnal emissions"...?

[Warpy]

6. .....and there has been a mysterious disappearance of guard dogs

from junkyards around the greater Philadelphia area. Owners report "back soon when the emergency is over, love, Rover" notes were left at the scene.

On edit: I submit, for continued reader glee, proposed names for her upcoming film about herself: http://www.balloon-juice.com/2011/05/25/so-much-awesome-in-one-place/

"Driving Miss Crazy" is my favorite and can be applied to her present tour.

[PCIntern]

7. ---WOOF---

[Joe NoWay]

9. Palin in White house FUNNY!!!!!

Click on every items you see THIS IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
Again Click on every last thing to find stuff
The door keep opening it over and over....
Double click red phone!

http://www.palinaspresident.us/