Actual headline: "Strip Search Finds Crack Between Buttocks"

[Vattel]

Deputy: Strip Search Finds Crack Between Buttocks
Traffic Stop Leads To Multiple Charges

Carla Field, WYFF4.com Managing Editor


SPARTANBURG COUNTY, S.C. -- A deputy said the strip search of a "belligerent" man after a traffic stop turned up crack cocaine in a plastic bag tucked between the man’s buttocks.

Read more: http://www.wyff4.com/news/27200800/detail.html#ixzz1NguWUSUN

[pepperbear]

1. don't you love it when it writes itself?

[Vattel]

6. I know

I suppose that the author of the headline could have wrote, "Strip Search Finds Crack in Crack of Crackhead," but that wouldn't have been nearly as funny as the headline he or she chose.

[eShirl]

2. Did they find it in the dark with a flashlight?

[Withywindle]

8. with both hands and a hunting dog

[xchrom]

3. Brilliant! Sort of. Nt

[catabryna]

4. Sometimes, I think you all are just a little strange...

but, I mean that in the nicest way... I think! :think:

[Fly by night]

5. Oh hell, now the location of our secret hiding place is out.

Don't know about all y'all, but I always carry my crack between my butt-cheeks.

K&R for making serious and well-deserved humor of the last generation of "drug worriers" (we can only hope).

[ehrnst]

7. In other news, dark rings were found around Uranus. (snicker)

[RainDog]

9. LOLOLOLOL n/t

[Historic NY]

10. "Crack fill with crack" details at 11.

[Hissyspit]

11. Well, of course.

Duh.

[Martin Eden]

12. LOL n/t

[femrap]

13. Great headline....

thanks for the laugh...much needed.