Thar he blows!!!

[butterfly77]

Boner crying on the floor...

[eleny]

1. Is he really?

I came over to post asking if he would. :rofl:

[butterfly77]

2. He was on the floor and..

many Dems began surrounding him and taking pictures with him but,as soon as he hit his republiCON huddle it was over..

[nc4bo]

3. He best get some meds for that. It's getting old and played out and he looks unstable. nt

[emulatorloo]

4. What is the excuse for his tears?

[sufrommich]

7. Too many martinis? nt

[PBS Poll-435]

8. 3 Mimosas at breakfast. nt

[butterfly77]

9. Something I would like to know..

[emulatorloo]

21. Mixing his Anti-Depressants w Alcohol might explain it.

But I thought maybe it was the Dramatic Reading of the Constitution.

[tabatha]

5. Is this some kind of new Republican distraction?

I hope they get laughed out of the house.

[LeftinOH]

6. Did he really?

[butterfly77]

11. Blubbering ..

wiping his eyes and blowing his nose..

[sharp_stick]

10. No way, really?

that guy really needs some form of counselling or medication to control his emotions. Either that or he should take a spot in the Hallmark Hall of Fame actor category, crying on cue is tough for most of us.

[butterfly77]

13. On cspan..

I just looked and he was at it again http://www.c-span.org/

[GSLevel9]

12. I KNEW he would cry today!!!

[butterfly77]

14. He's not done yet..

I saw an interview on msnbc this morning with one of his brothers,and they asked him if he thought he would cry and he said no doubt..

[REACTIVATED IN CT]

26. Yeah, it was just a question of when it would start and how

many times

[flakey_foont]

15. Boehner's current playlist

'Crying Time Again" - Ray Charles
"Tears of a Clown" - Smokey Robinson and the Miracles
"Crying Over You" - Roy Orbison
"The Wind Cries Mary" - Jimi Hendrix
"Don't Cry for me, Argentina"
"Had to Cry Today" - Blind Faith
'96 Tears' - ? and the Mysterians

[catbyte]

17. Cry Me a River

[Whisp]

27. adding Godley and Creme's 'Cry'.

He makes me want to crrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyy.....

[sad sally]

42. It's My Party and I'll Cry if I Want To

[Arugula Latte]

16. Wow, that didn't take long.

[AlinPA]

18. I think his crying is an act. Phony bastard.

[butterfly77]

40. I don't think so..

do you see how hard he strains not to cry,he looks like a turd is stuck in his butt..

[AlinPA]

41. Now, that's funny. It's all an act along with the Constitution reading. nt

[truebrit71]

19. I had the over/under at 7 1/2 minutes...how long was it until he started blubbering?

...

[butterfly77]

20. I'll say about 5..

[jwirr]

22. Already?

:sarcasm: Edited to say we need to keep count.

[butterfly77]

23. Schuler a so called Dem..

didn't want to vote for Pelosi so he voted for himself..

[Hell Hath No Fury]

24. Wasn't Heath --

one of Rahm's boys? Hand-picked and asked to run a a Dem with very little allegiance to Democratic values? I remember him (or a staff member) coming here and campaigning/fundraising a lot during the race.

What a sad disappointment he turned out to be. I am surprised he just hasn't done the inevitable and jumped Parties.

[butterfly77]

32. I don't know...

but I do know that he is a POS..

[Canuckistanian]

25. Damn, I lost the pool

I thought he'd cry a few hours later.

Premature lacrimation.

[SpiralHawk]

38. Premature lacrimation + occult 'swearing'

makes for RepubliOccult Freakishness...

[LeftishBrit]

28. Your Mr. Boehner reminds me of a character in Hilaire Belloc's 'Cautionary Tales'

Lord Lundy

Who was too Freely Moved to Tears, and thereby ruined his Political Career

Hilaire Belloc


Lord Lundy from his earliest years
Was far too freely moved to Tears.
For instance if his Mother said,
"Lundy! It's time to go to Bed!"
He bellowed like a Little Turk.
Or if his father Lord Dunquerque
Said "Hi!" in a Commanding Tone,
"Hi, Lundy! Leave the Cat alone!"
Lord Lundy, letting go its tail,
Would raise so terrible a wail
As moved His Grandpapa the Duke
To utter the severe rebuke:
"When I, Sir! was a little Boy,
An Animal was not a Toy!"

His father's Elder Sister, who
Was married to a Parvenoo,
Confided to Her Husband, Drat!
The Miserable, Peevish Brat!
Why don't they drown the Little Beast?"
Suggestions which, to say the least,
Are not what we expect to hear
From Daughters of an English Peer.
His Grandmamma, His Mother's Mother,
Who had some dignity or other,
The Garter, or no matter what,
I can't remember all the Lot!
Said "Oh! That I were Brisk and Spry
To give him that for which to cry!"
(An empty wish, alas! For she
Was Blind and nearly ninety-three).

The Dear Old Butler thought-but there!
I really neither know nor care
For what the Dear Old Butler thought!
In my opinion, Butlers ought
To know their place, and not to play
The Old Retainer night and day.
I'm getting tired and so are you,
Let's cut the poem into two!

Second Part


It happened to Lord Lundy then,
As happens to so many men:
Towards the age of twenty-six,
They shoved him into politics;
In which profession he commanded
The Income that his rank demanded
In turn as Secretary for
India, the Colonies, and War.
But very soon his friends began
To doubt is he were quite the man:
Thus if a member rose to say
(As members do from day to day),
“Arising out of that reply . . .!”
Lord Lundy would begin to cry.
A Hint at harmless little jobs
Would shake him with convulsive sobs.
While as for Revelations, these
Would simply bring him to his knees,
And leave him whimpering like a child.
It drove his colleagues raving wild!
They let him sink from Post to Post,
From fifteen hundred at the most
To eight, and barely six—and then
To be Curator of Big Ben!. . .
And finally there came a Threat
To oust him from the Cabinet!

The Duke—his aged grand-sire—bore
The shame till he could bear no more.
He rallied his declining powers,
Summoned the youth to Brackley Towers,
And bitterly addressed him thus—
“Sir! you have disappointed us!
We had intended you to be
The next Prime Minister but three:
The stocks were sold; the Press was squared:
The Middle Class was quite prepared.
But as it is! . . . My language fails!
Go out and govern New South Wales!”

The Aged Patriot groaned and died:
And gracious! how Lord Lundy cried!

[butterfly77]

37. He's not my Boner..

I wouldn't touch Mr.Orangeglow with a ten foot pole..Slobbery asshole!

[bluethruandthru]

29. Can you imagine what the press/pubs would have said if Pelosi cried?

We'd never hear anything but how weak she and the Dems are. That she's unstable/menopausal/overly emotional, etc., etc.

[butterfly77]

34. He's up now making his speech...

let the crying begin.

[toddwv]

30. Because of my mean streak...

If I was a member of the US House of Reps, every time I stepped up to the mike, I'd toss a little something in there to see if I could get the new Weeper of the House to shed tears. That's just me though.

[nolabear]

31. OMG he wanted a big gavel. Well, you know what they say.

Big gavel, small Boehner

[nolabear]

33. A hundred bucks to the first one to yell "Hell no you can't!" from the floor.

C'MON...

[IcyPeas]

35. republican men cry? double standard here...

http://bluecheddar.wordpress.com/2010/12/15/when-republican-men-cry-i-do-want-to-reach-for-a-sharp-stick-and/

[jimmie]

36. What an unstable jerk

Send him a box of Kleenex

[butterfly77]

39. Now,the freepers..

are crying about him crying..