How will Boehner's term as speaker end?

[Democrats_win]

What better way to begin the Boehner error with the anticipation of it's end?

Will it be a massive pedophilia case where Boehner is caught chasing underage congressional pages?

Will he be caught dipping into the campaign fund to fund his tanning addiction?

Or will it be the old reliable Republican way: rampant racism, horrific homophobia and massive misogyny, (all at the heart of Republicanism)?

[Blaukraut]

1. Only one thing is for certain: he'll be crying n/t

[HereSince1628]

2. With a whimper...considering his propensity for crying

I don't think it could end otherwise.

[notesdev]

4. gah

you stole my line!

*whimper*

[hootinholler]

10. I was gonna say in tears.

The question remains who else will be crying?

-Hoot

[Drale]

3. With a high speed chase and a shoot out on a bridge

With Boner screaming "YOU CAN"T KILL GOD!"

[Angry Dragon]

5. It is already noted that he is a heavy drinker and likes

to get to the bars early
and it is rumored that he has had affairs with lobbyists

[Motown_Johnny]

6. with tears

[Fire1]

11. Ditto!! LOL!!!

[GoCubsGo]

7. DUI n/t

[slackmaster]

8. Plague of frogs

[emulatorloo]

9. In the bedroom of a San Francisco Luxury Hotel in bed with Nancy Pelosi

Any way that is how I would write the movie script.

[zbdent]

12. ugh ... you would do that to Pelosi?

[emulatorloo]

16. Should have elaborated. Pelosi lures him to the room, he passes out, she takes compromising picture

and mails them to CNN FREEDOMWORKS, FOCUS ON THE FAMILY and GLENN BECK>

[damntexdem]

13. Not with a bang but a whimper.

Oh, and a few tears.

;-)

[guitar man]

14. Cirrhosis nt

[Golden Raisin]

15. Based on Bush & Cheney

getting off scot-free and unimpeached after 8 years of corruption, daily rape of the Constitution, institutionalizing torture and reducing this country's economy to rubble, Boehner should be just fine.

[Stevenmarc]

17. In my fantasy...... Seppuku

[foxfeet]

18. As orange marmalade.

May it please the gods.

[FiveGoodMen]

19. When the fascists in charge declare the House of Representatives to be superfluous

and shut it down.

(At the rate we're going)