George Carlin would have LOVED this... hell, he probably INSPIRED this!!!

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Ozymanithrax]

1. Madame Von Schtupp: "Is it true what they say about the way you people are 'gifted?" : "Zzzzzzzip!

Oh it's Twue.... it's twue.... it's twue!"



--Blazing Saddles

[amb123]

19. Next Line that got cut out at the last minute.

"Lilli, why are you sucking my arm?"

True story.

[MiddleFingerMom]

20. I have always "remembered" hearing (in the dark) from the very first time I saw it: Madame...

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[Drale]

2. Awesome just awesome

if everything was decided that way every president would probably be black, because I'm pretty sure most people believe the old saying that black guys are bigger.

[LuvNewcastle]

3. Every President would probably be a porn star.

I really don't think we would be any worse off if we did it that way.

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. I can see it now... President Ron Jeremy... and the band would play...

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..."Hail to the Beef"... and there'd be, what...
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[lunatica]

4. Our President is big on the stimulus package

and there's a reason why the GOP want it to go away

LOL!

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. Heh-heh. She said "stimulus". She said "package". Heh-heh. She said "stimulus package". n/t

[Dark]

11. The GOP couldn't swallow Obama's package because it was too big.

;)

[Gidney N Cloyd]

6. LBJ would have wiped the floor with Brezhnev .

[MiddleFingerMom]

13. Was that LadyBird's pet name for it? n/t

[Gidney N Cloyd]

21. I heard her pet name for it was "Oswald."

[mmonk]

8. It would make choosing presidents easier also.

All you need is a ruler, not a podium with speeches. What does the winning country get as spoils?

[ieoeja]

24. This is a democracy. We don't have rulers. (nt)

[unblock]

9. except that it's the smaller dick that wins

or at least, it's the one with the smaller dick that usually starts the war....

i think they resort to violence to compensate for their "shortcomings".
they feel they have to impress the opposite sex somehow, and if it ain't with their package...

[MiddleFingerMom]

16. I don't buy into that extreme behavior when it would be SO much easier...

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[unblock]

17. the secret service doesn't allow that :)

[Martin Eden]

10. Milton Berle would have made a GREAT president

(according to rumors)
http://www.toptenz.net/top-ten-famous-penises.php

[scorpiogirl]

12. Ha!

That's what I've always said, just whip it out and get it over with.

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

14. He was prophetic in his thesis about the dumbing down of America.

It came to pass. It is the greatest tragedy of this "democratic" experiment.

[MiddleFingerMom]

15. I think he was the Jon Stewart of his day with a pithy, pissy vision of core truths. n/t

[Edweird]

18. It reminds me of the Chinpokomon South Park episode.

[Motown_Johnny]

22. many people already vote for the biggest dicks, this couldn't help any

[Ikonoklast]

23. They better hope Carlin had nothing to do with it.

George was a lot of things, and being vindictive against anyone using his humor was one of them.

George sued anyone using his material, and was very succesful at doing it.

[robertpaulsen]

25. "What?! They have bigger dicks? BOMB THEM!!!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDkhzHQO7jY