Naked guy pulls into BK drive -through, asks employee if she would like to "handle his Whopper,"

[The Straight Story]

Longmont man accused of drive-through exposure

A Longmont man is accused of pulling into a Burger King drive-through with his penis in his hand and asking a 24-year-old employee at the window if she would like to "handle his Whopper," early today.

Before he could drive away, the woman jotted down his tag number. Longmont police pulled over Richard C. "Rick" Troupe, 52, about 2 miles from his home a short time later after the incident at 3:25 a.m., said Police Commander Jeff Satur.

"This was a very traumatic experience for this young woman," Satur said. "She had no idea what he might be capable of."

While indecent exposure charges are being investigated, Troupe was booked on drunken driving chargers and released on $1,500 bond earlier today.

Boulder County Judge Care Hoye Enichen, however, also issued a restraining order that requires Troupe to stay away from the victim, according to court records.


http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_17029409?source=rss

[rfranklin]

1. Turns out it was a Whopper Jr.

Hold the special sauce please!

[Nuclear Unicorn]

2. It's my experience that when most men speak of their endowments

It's a whopper all right.

You'll be lucky if they even have nice buns.

[surrealAmerican]

3. I clicked on this post expecting a punch line.

[taterguy]

4. How drunk would you have to be to think that would work?

Or to want a fast food employee handling your, well, whatever you want to call it.

[Maru Kitteh]

32. " Or to want a fast food employee handling your, well, whatever you want to call it"

:wtf:

[xor]

5. Well, given his age, I'm guessing he's just a freaky lonely loser

and not some dumb kid who lost a bet...

I gotta say though, I don't get how people can truly be traumatized by seeing some overweight (assuming here) middle aged naked body. It may not be pleasant, but it's hardly something I'd call traumatic.

[seabeyond]

6. from the sounds of it, i think it is more concern that a male (generally stronger, more aggressive

possibly violent) whacko enough to be naked, handling himself, perverse sexual behavior, might take it beyond just saying see naked....

it is not the mere nakedness but the possible behavior beyond that.

[xor]

36. valid point. I suppose it's just traumatized wasn't the word I would have thought.Fearful that there

is a crazy guy running around, for sure.

[deutsey]

10. Photo of Troupe

[CTyankee]

18. Ewww...you had to go and do that! Get out the brain bleach...

[siligut]

15. It is considered sexual abuse

Our sexuality is ours and has boundaries and this guy broke through hers.

[snooper2]

19. When I worked at White Castle in 1994 it was greatness

you know how many drunk women would come through at 1:00AM pulling their boobs out :rofl:

At least 6 times if I remember correctly during that summer...

[badtoworse]

22. Belly bombs at 1 am...

...the finishing touch on some of the worst hangovers in my life.

[snooper2]

23. As long as you don't order them without onions

God damn that used to piss me off..


Really, you fucking idiot, you can look throught the glass and see they are steam cooked over a bed of onions and water...

And you want me to scrape the fucking onions off each little patty and the ones stuck to the buns- It was almost worth slashing tires over :P

[The Straight Story]

24. I think I will order them without onions when I head over there later

And a cheeseburger without the cheese....

[badtoworse]

28. Sorry, the onions are essential.

[Chorophyll]

26. +1000

[blondeatlast]

27. Exactly. nt

[Maru Kitteh]

34. Because she has a right to human dignity and not to be used sexually without consent.

Because he abused her for his own gratification. Because she had no way of knowing if he intended to become violent.


DUH.

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. "Long mont"

in his dreams.................

I wonder what make of SUV/Pickup he was driving.

[badtoworse]

8. He should have asked her to "hold the pickle" - nt

[xchrom]

9. ...

:spray:

[Zanzobar]

25. +1

[CatWoman]

11. what was Brett Favre doing in Denver?

[Javaman]

12. Honestly, what was the thought process to all of this?

Creepy guy: Hmmm, need to find a date. I'm naked and I'm hungry. Burger King it is!!

[sarcasmo]

13. Classic, thanks for the laugh.

[Shandris]

14. I'm envisioning Wendy's and their mid-80's marketing slogan...

"Where's the beef?"

[HughBeaumont]

16. That's it. No more late night drives for my dad . . .

[Dappleganger]

17. If that had happened to me, I would have pointed and laughed

my ass off. Then called over all my coworkers so we could all stand there and laugh at the tiny member.

You can bet that dude won't be pulling it out anytime soon.

[Ezlivin]

20. She says "Yes" and quickly charbroils it

He would have been better off at Long John Silvers where it would have been simply battered.

[guitar man]

29. ROFL!!

:rofl: :spray:

I forwarded this story to my wife, who worked a lot of drive through in her youth. Here's her response:

"Yeah, seen it more than a few times when I was working the window, some drunk guy would pull up with his wang out. After while I'd just open the window and sling a pot full of hot coffee into the damn car and they'd tear ass out of there howling with a scalded dick and balls!"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :spray: :spray:

[badtoworse]

31. Brilliant!

[guitar man]

35. she's nobody to screw with

I can attest to that after living with her for 20 years :rofl:

[Initech]

21. Guess this guy really did want to have it his way.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

30. Rick, can you supersize that?

:shrug:

[Very_Boring_Name]

33. When my mom worked at A&W in high school she was flashed while working at the drive through

That story has become a legend within my extended family, who think it's hilarious.