Man slave in gas mask sparks poison terror alert

[meegbear]

German police launched a full-scale poison terror alert after a kinky dominatrix ordered her slave to walk the streets in Guenzburg wearing a PVC catsuit and a gas mask.

The submissive man, told to roll in the snow by his ‘mistress’, was spotted by petrified locals who called police when they saw him gasping for breath underneath his full-face rubber mask, the Austrian Times reports.

Police said passersby thought the man was dying and that terrorists were trying to poison citizens.

The man told police that his roll in the snow had been part of his training as a slave and he’d been order to do so as a punishment.

Police did not file charges because the man was acting voluntarily and hadn’t actually broken any laws. They did warn him and his dominatrix about their behavior in public.

One officer said, “I guess any punishment we could come up with just wouldn’t compare to what he’s used to.”

http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2011/01/07/man-slave-in-gas-mask-sparks-poison-terrorist-alert/

[bullwinkle428]

1. K&R for funniest story of the day!

:rofl:

[sharp_stick]

2. Thanks for that

"I guess any punishment we could come up with just wouldn't compare to what he's used to."

Best line of the day, the cop should get a commendation for that.

[pokerfan]

11. That line

is worthy of Lenny Briscoe:



Also reminds me of this joke...

One day Mom was cleaning Junior’s room and she found some S&M magazines under his bed. Disturbed, she decided to wait until Dad got home so they could figure out how to handle it.
Mom: “What should we do?”
Dad: “Well, I don’t think we should spank him...”

[Stinky The Clown]

3. All the world loves a kinkster.

Was John Thompson (GGG) anywhere nearby with his camera?

[Turbineguy]

4. That must have been

Tanya, the Lotus-eater.

[csziggy]

5. Was this the same German love slave that was ordered to walk the streets

In his leather gear? The story and link were posted here some time in the last week:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9592288

Police Stop Leather-Clad Fetishist Out for a Walk

A 45-year-old German man into sadomasochism got into trouble with the police after slavishly obeying an order by his dominatrix to walk through town wearing his leather fetish outfit.

A German masochist instructed by his mistress to walk through the Bavarian town of Günzburg wearing his black fetish outfit got into hot water after passersby alerted police.


"He wore sadomasochistic gear and his face was covered with a mask. When his identity was checked, the man said he was a slave to his dominatrix who had ordered him to walk through town clothed like that," police in Günzburg said in a statement on Monday.

"The officers told him to desist from this in future."

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,737674,00.html

[FLPanhandle]

6. and people enjoy this sort of thing?

I guess it takes all kinds. Doesn't seem to be the way to get enjoyment out of life, but who am I to judge?

[Monk06]

7. No point in punishing him... he'd just enjoy it anyway ........

:hide:

[Renew Deal]

8. lol

:rofl:

[sarcasmo]

9. funny stuff, everyone has something that turns them on.

[underpants]

10. Bring out the Gimp

:scared: