The Scientific Case for Masturbation

[XanaDUer]

SNIP - Since Christine “I’m Not a Witch” O’Donnell is campaigning for the U.S. Senate and not the directorship of the Kinsey Institute, maybe we should give her a pass when it comes to her views on sex and, specifically, masturbation.

http://www.newsweek.com/2010/10/07/why-masturbation-helps-procreation.html

[cherokeeprogressive]

1. One of my favorite people, Ernest Borgnine, credits his long life with masturbation.

I'll be right back...

[tridim]

5. Slight correction, "..with masterbation every day" nt

[Ken Burch]

7. Uh...shouldn't that be "credits masturbation FOR his long life"?

(note: Borgnine's right hand is NOT visible in this photograph)



(nor in this one)



(or THIS one, either...come to think of it...)

:wow: :wow: :scared: :scared:

[cherokeeprogressive]

17. You are correct. I was in a hurry LOL. n/t

[Ken Burch]

19. ...then again. the way you phrased it is actually more interesting in some ways...

n/t.

[Enrique]

9. that's hot n/t

[Drale]

2. Science is only for the Liberals and Gays

not for good hard working god fearing Americans! :sarcasm: I am being sarcastic, but the truth is their truly are people who believe that.

[marmar]

3. Jack 'em if ya got 'em

:hide:

[William769]

4. I'll make the human case for masturbation.

It feels good!

[Swede]

6. I'll be in my bunk.

http://images9.cpcache.com/product/serenity-sci+fi-quote/66250009v5_225x225_Front.jpg

[Kaleva]

8. The anti-beat your own meat crowd is unreccing the hell out of this OP

[Ken Burch]

10. Which hand are they clicking with?

:scared:

[Kaleva]

12. Hopefully, the non-sticky one.

[William769]

13. Not the one that they are using to wipe the saliva from their mouths with.

[Ken Burch]

11. This thread gives me what may be the ONLY chance I'll ever have on DU

to link to THIS Chuck Berry classic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaEC-lWSlmI

[William769]

14. Just one of the many great things about the 70's!

[Ken Burch]

15. They should have had "FEZ" sing it in the school talent competition

on "That 70's Show".

[tridim]

16. I had no idea Chuck Berry sang that song..

Thought it was Dr. Demento.

[Ken Burch]

18. Well, no doubt Dr. Demento had it in heavy rotation back in the day

n/t.

[muriel_volestrangler]

21. It was his only Number One single

The London Chuck Berry Sessions (1972), is notable for producing Berry's only Number One single, "My Ding-a-Ling," a dreadful fluke novelty.

http://rolingstone.com/music/artists/chuck-berry/albumguide

[damntexdem]

20. Hmm, a Masters of Science in Masturbation is in order.

Although a Masters of Arts in Masturbation would also have its appeal. ;-)

[Manifestor_of_Light]

22. Mark Twain's smartassed speech on masturbation.

http://www.worldwidewank.com/onanism.html


"The signs of excessive indulgence in this destructive pastime are easily detectable. They are these: A disposition to eat, to drink, to smoke, to meet together convivially, to laugh, to joke, and tell indelicate stories — and mainly, a yearning to paint pictures. The results of the habit are: Loss of memory, loss of virility, loss of cheerfulness, loss of hopefulness, loss of character, and loss of progeny."


:rofl: