Ode to Sean Hannity, by John Cleese..

[Fumesucker]

Aping urbanity
Oozing with vanity
Plump as a manatee
Faking humanity
Journalistic calamity
Intellectual inanity
Fox Noise insanity
You’re a profanity
Hannity


Apparently this is a couple of years old but I hadn't heard it before so I thought I'd share..

[Kingofalldems]

1. K and R for his idiot fans

[mod mom]

2. love it.

[deutsey]

3. Leave it to a Brit to come up with something so accurate, cutting, and funny

about America.

[whathehell]

4. Sure..Now all that's left is for them to apply those talents to Themselves!

It's not like there's a lack of material.:7

[lumpy]

7. They do.

x

[whathehell]

9. I thought they might...I'd just enjoy seeing more of it.

[patricia92243]

5. And Cleese didn't even advocate violence again Hannity.

[SmileyRose]

6. K & R

that's great.

[Dappleganger]

8. Why is Eminem singing that running through my head????

:rofl:

[whathehell]

10. Good one, John.

[Kurovski]

11. How did you get it?

Rumor has it Cleese has poked around DU before.

[Fumesucker]

12. Saw it on another forum, then I Googled to be sure it was actually by Cleese..

[Kurovski]

13. Fact-checking! Good going.

There was once a forged Cleese in our DU past, if memory serves. :)

[Fumesucker]

14. I may have fallen off the turnip truck..

But it wasn't yesterday.. :)

[Kurovski]

15. I can't say the same for myself.

I'm just tremendously young.

[suegeo]

16. Did you know?

Did you know that the word Hannity is the Gaelic term for no talent?
It's true.

[nolabear]

17. I remember when he did this. I believe it was on KO. It still makes me LOL.

Though it is unfair to manatees everywhere.

[ClassWarrior]

24. Yeah, he read it on Countdown a few years ago.

NGU.

[wisteria]

18. He has him nailed! n/t

[whatchamacallit]

19. Capital A awesome! (nt)

[archiemo]

20. Perfection.

[blondeatlast]

21. Sa-WEET! Spot on, as Mr. Cleese would say. nt

[pokerfan]

22. delete

premature

[pokerfan]

23. I want to get this printed on cards

[BrklynLiberal]

25. The rhyme does not fit for Limpalls or the barracuda, but the rest of it does.

[Nostradammit]

26. Cleese is a long fellow