Since TV affects our culture so much I suggest a new sitcom called The Glockers.

[Bonhomme Richard]

What we have is a quiet suburban neighborhood in anywhere USA with this quaint family the Glockers. They do everything every other normal family does like go to the supermarket, PTA, ball games, watch TV, go to the library, camping, political functions, etc., etc.. Father, mother, son, daughter, including the family dog. The difference is that they do not go anywhere or even sit and watch TV without loaded weapons at their side. Of course they have to keep a round in the chamber just in case. Think of all the hilarious encounters they might have in their daily travels such as going out to get the mail or newspaper. I envision Married with Children locked and loaded.
I actually think that this approach would have more benefit illustrating the absurdity of our current culture.
What we need are screenwriters. It could be fun.

[Lucian]

1. Or, call it "Meet the Glockers."

And the running gag on the show is that the father and son are always trying to overcompensate for their small penises.

[Bonhomme Richard]

2. "Meet the Glockers." I like that. n/t

[Bonhomme Richard]

3. How about the pilot introduces the family as they......

move into their new home with a separate moving truck just to carry their arsenal. As the movers (obviously Blackwater) are bringing things in the father could be spending his time setting up a perimeter around his property.

[justiceischeap]

4. They did, it was called Sarah Palin's Alaska and it was just cancelled. (eom)

[Recursion]

5. Who keeps a weapon in Condition 1? (nt)

[Bonhomme Richard]

6. Evidently a lot of people. n/t

[BlueIris]

7. Oh, God...I can totally see someone doing that. Seriously.

Ugh.

[Bonhomme Richard]

8. Funny thing is that fox would probably air it. n/t