Pat Robertson: Crack In Washington Monument A Sign From God

[Blue State Bandit]

Source: Huffington Post

Televangelist Pat Robertson suggested Wednesday that cracks in the Washington Monument caused by the August 23 earthquake could be a sign from God, and the natural disaster “means that we’re closer to the coming of the Lord.”

To explain the rare east coast quake, Robertson pointed to the Biblical prophecy of the end of the world, which claims there could be potential devastation from natural disasters leading up to Jesus' return to Earth.

Read more: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/26/pat-robertson-washington-monument-crack-god_n_938075.html

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I'd say it was a sign. A sign that they have broken Washington. The next one will be that Wall Street's a swamp.

[ejpoeta]

1. maybe it's more of a sign that it hasn't been designed with earthquakes in mind.

[Blue State Bandit]

9. There you go with that "sciency talk" again.

They don't teach that at his school.

[curiousdemo]

15. He off his meds.

Someone get Pat out of the rain.....:nopity:

[Devil_Fish]

44. Didn't you read the head line? He is doing crack at the washington monument. NT

[madrchsod]

2. maybe mother earth will grant his wish.....

[KamaAina]

3. KamaAina: Crack In Pat Robertson's Head A Sign From God

that it's long past time to hang it up.

[sinkingfeeling]

4. OMG, my windshield has a crack... guess I'm about to be raptured!!

[rfranklin]

5. A sign that Robertson is a crackpot...

Eff you Pat!

[dtexdem]

6. And the damage to National Cathedral?

Could that be a sign from the Devil?

And could the epicenter in Virginia be a sign of where the evil resides? ;-)

[dixiegrrrrl]

42. by jove, I think you have it!!!!!

[A HERETIC I AM]

45. Looks to me like god was trying to get at Pat and missed. n/t

[kick-ass-bob]

7. yep, cause a small crack in an obelisk

is devastation.


devastation - the termination of something by causing so much damage to it that it cannot be repaired or no longer exists


:freak:

[truthisfreedom]

8. Which means that pat should start repenting for all of his lies thus far.

I think he should do it in the privacy of his own home and stay out of public view until Jebus comes to get him.

[frylock]

10. so is the crack in your ass, fool

[msanthrope]

34. Beat me to it, damnit it! n/t

[nineteen50]

11. You bet

just like the rest of America, for sale cheap!

[givemebackmycountry]

12. What is it with this white bread asshole fundy clown?

EVERYTHING is a sign the "THE LORD" is about to make a comeback.
You know how I know he's due for a comeback?
When the CUBS win a World Series, that's when.

If that happens?
Your shit is in the wind.

[murielm99]

20. Yep.

That will be a sure sign of the apocalypse.

[thereismore]

13. Dumbass. If the "Lord" ever does come, I'd say we are getting closer to it by the second. nt

[louis-t]

14. "So go in Mommy's purse and get all those green pieces of paper

and send them in to Uncle Pat."

[Bozita]

26. Yup, rapture insurance!

[louis-t]

33. Sorry, forgot to give Soupy Sales credit for that one.

Boy, did he get in trouble.

[Bozita]

36. He thought he lost his job over this one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cherobZX9cc

[cstanleytech]

16. Pat is such a tool.

[deutsey]

17. The Monument isn't the only thing that's cracked. n/t

[Bozita]

18. Time is NOW for Pat and his hurricane steering machine to get to work!

Have it make a hard right, Pat!

And do it NOW!

[Auggie]

19. I despise frauds

[nolabear]

21. So the crack in the Liberty Bell was a sign we shouldn't have liberty?

*sigh* He gives me the epizootic.

[JVS]

22. No shit! God hates Freemasons.

[nadinbrzezinski]

23. Well I can set my watch by the crazee

:wow:

[undeterred]

24. Pat, go home and read the crack in your butt.

[Old and In the Way]

25. How's that blood diamond mine working out for you, Pat?

I'd be less concerned with a few cracks in a monument then the Day of Judgment you're in for, Pat. If there is a a Judgmental God, you're screwed.

[SteveM]

27. Which one? nt

[kentauros]

28. Pat, do us all a favor

and go play golf in the rain!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzYZOr8boh0

[piratefish08]

29. Pat Robertson is the crack of an ass. That's a sign from Me.

[Pooka Fey]

39. Tee-hee...

[struggle4progress]

30. for pat, "god" is a magic word that turns ANY news story into a news story about pat

i suppose there might actually be a human interest story, if pat were dementedly roaming the country, explaining the secret messages from heaven revealed by the various cracks in our buildings

but he's not -- he's only interested in THIS particular crack because IT'S IN THE NEWS! which means that PAT CAN BE IN THE NEWS TOO! simply by uttering his magic word in earshot of some lazyass reporter with empty column space to fill and a deadline

[Deep13]

31. He should read the Washington Monument as God's middle finger directed at him. nt

[Hepburn]

32. The crack in...

...Robertson's ass is probably a mixed sign from gawd ~~ on this model, gawd confused the ass and the mouth.

[DearAbby]

35. What is the sign of Irene blowing right up his ass mean?...n/t

[johnd83]

37. Or maybe it is a sign we shouldn't do so much shale fracking

[Cirque du So-What]

38. Gee, Pat, what took ye so long?

Ol' boy's slipping. Time was, Pat would be be blaming it on teh gay or gawdless secular humanism long before the aftershocks began.

[malaise]

40. Fuck that stupid irrational moron

:puke:

[Cool Logic]

41. Pat, if I were you, I would pay a bit more attention to the quake than the crack...

in your pipe.

[Permanut]

43. These clowns, Robertson, Hagee, Hinn,

The Crouches, Creflo Dollar (there's a name for ya), Duplantis, Parsley, Meyer, Hickey and a bunch of others are absolute masters at exploiting the fearful and ignorant thumpers. Anybody remember Jim and Tammy Faye? They started the "Praise the Lord" network.

[AnnieBW]

46. I told you so!

I told you that he'd say something about the quake being God's punishment!

[left on green only]

47. At The Last Meeting Of The 700 Club

I introduced a resolution calling for the beautification of Pat Robertson. Have you all seen what has become of his face lately? I mean all of those red splotches and all? I think maybe the J-man has smitten him with something that looks contagious, as a punishment for squandering his IQ.

[Major Hogwash]

48. We should start taxing tele-evangelists and the electronic churches

To see if they want to pay to pray on teevee so much then.