In Search Of the mythical Job Creator™

[sixmile]

Fogged in mystery. Born of myth.

The elusive Job Creator™ is never seen in the daylight, but it's prowess is praised and discussed with great vigor by believers who hold the creature as a Messianic figure- though none have ever met one.

It is said that the creature will magically appear where tax rates are lowest and regulations are lax.

In far off lands like Ireland and Anguilla the creatures congregate in great flocks of postal boxes and anonymous office suites, but none has ever been captured on film.

If you chance upon one of these creatures beware! You may just be it's next meal ticket.

[patrice]

1. Remember "Up in the Air"? I had a neighbor who worked out the plans for

what George Clooney did in that movie.

My neighbor moved from here to another neighborhood of homes that start at $1,000,000.

[sixmile]

5. What you've got there is a Job Hyena™

They feed off the misery, misfortune and carrion left by the packs of the predatory Job Creators™.

Other packs of these scavengers include Pawn Shops, Repo Men, and Check Cashing Stores.

[frylock]

2. Blessed be the Job Creators

[DenverDad]

3. Maybe schools should teach

"job creationism" as an "alternative" to evolution.

[HughBeaumont]

4. Job Cremators exist everywhere.

These bunch of scorch-the-earth short-term thinkers would rather DIE than create any situation that doesn't involve them succeeding 7 billion-fold over those they fail.