God plans pestilence in hope of making Michele Bachmann shut the hell up

[dipsydoodle]

God has announced plans to send pestilence the US after his earthquakes and hurricanes were deliberately misinterpreted by Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann as a sign to cut federal spending.

The move comes after Bachmann told reporters that Hurricane Irene was just the latest in a series of messages from God proclaiming her as the fiscal saviour of the nation.

God told reporters, “Jesus, what more do I have to do – just shut the fuck up already Michele. You’re making me seem like a total idiot up here.”

“Every goddamn time she opens her mouth she makes me look bad – it has to stop, and it has to stop right now.”

http://newsthump.com/2011/08/30/god-plans-pestilence-in-hope-of-making-michele-bachmann-shut-the-hell-up/

[gratuitous]

1. Go God, go!

[sakabatou]

2. Why not just turn her into a pillar of salt?

[RKP5637]

3. +1000 +++ n/t

[treestar]

6. LOL

:rofl:

[onethatcares]

4. come on, she was just "Joking" with her remarks

and I have to give reichwing radio kudos for having a non stop seamless bunch of shit that said so yesterday.

Why, oh why, do we, the progressives, not have a constant stream to the American public instead of kicking ourselves in the nutz while playing catch up?

[treestar]

5. Come on God, you know you made her the dumbest person on the planet

You have to put the pestilence right in her district! Otherwise, she won't get it!

[mwb970]

7. These right-wing clowns make religion look even sillier than it actually is.

If I were God, I would be really mad at Bachmann. I believe I would send some pestilence if I could. Just to her, though.