Governor Palin, or Sarahla, I hope you don't mind if I call you Sarahla, do you?

[kpete]

Governor Palin, or Sarahla, I hope you don't mind if I call you Sarahla, do you? As we all know, Schlameals from the left to the right getting their yarmulkes all up in a bunch because you accused the media of blood libel. Blood libel--the claim that Jews murder Christian babies to use their blood for rituals such as making matzoh--is, of course, a false claim. My matzoh is so to die for it doesn't need condiments anyway, but, moving on. Sure, you're not Jewish, and sure, Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords is. But Az di bobe volt gehat beytsim volt zi geven mayn zeyde! (If my grandmother had testicles she would be my grandfather.) As a Jewess, I think it's an absolute shandeh that so many schmucks, be they goys or yids, are talking such drek about you. They have some chutzpah! Feh! All this mishegas over bubkhis, really! I think you have every right to make any statements about us chosen people because you practically are a chosen person yourself. Here is why I officially name you Sarahla Palinksy: an honorary Jew

the rest of some good snark:

Top 10 Reasons to Stop the Blood Libel Schmear Campaign against Honorary Jew Sarah Palin
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/katie-halper/top-10-reasons-to-stop-th_b_808289.html

[derby378]

1. Now I'm getting verklemmt...

Talk amongst yourselves!

I'll give you a topic: Sarah Palin is neither pale nor "in." Discuss!

[Ilsa]

2. I don't know Yiddish or Hebrew, but is it grammatically correct to call her "meshugener?" nt

[Cerridwen]

3. Thanks! kpete.

"Going Rugelach: A Jewish American Life."

:rofl:

[thaddeus_flowe]

4. honorary jew?

shes going to need a lot of circumcision!
La Chaim!

[Mike 03]

5. Kick and Rec. NT