Rabid Dog Briefly Mistaken for Tea Party Candidate

[proud2BlibKansan]

JEFFERSON CITY, MO (The Borowitz Report) – A rabid Doberman Pinscher jumped on stage at a Tea Party rally in Missouri on Labor Day and barked at the crowd for nearly twenty minutes before people realized he was not a candidate.

The dog, later identified by its owner as “Mister Buster,” held the crowd spellbound as he barked, growled, and frothed at the mouth, eventually receiving a standing ovation for his exertions.

Gwendolene Thomason, 42, a Tea Party supporter from Jefferson City, was one of the hundreds on hand who were convinced that the Doberman was a Tea Party candidate until he was outed as a dog.

“I liked what he had to say,” she said. ”He reminded me of Glenn Beck, only furrier.”

mire . . . http://www.borowitzreport.com/

[hobbit709]

1. You can shoot the rabid dog, with people that is frowned upon.

[Canuckistanian]

2. hahahhaha

I just KNEW this had to be a Borowitz story by the title! :rofl:

[durablend]

3. The dog was probably the most electable being in the GOP n/t

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. MTE!

My thoughts exactly! LOL

[KurtNYC]

5. Reminds me of this Onion bit

Ornery 3rd party candidate steals support from McCain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iqktCdX0hs

"I like him; he's mad all the time."