In defense of Boehner, I am sure he was weeping at his cocktail party. nt

[Sannum]

[Drale]

1. If he is

its only because of one of 2 things 1) they ran out of booze or 2) he has realized how worthless he really is.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

2. that would make a great cartoon for tomorrow's newspapers!!

[oldtime dfl_er]

3. Too much onion in the dip?

Im sure he wasn't crying over the 9 year old girl and the 70-something folks cut down by a madman.

[Ken Burch]

4. Yeah...after ten or twelve bourbons those tears start flowing.

n/t.

[gateley]

5. In front of the TV, so even though he wasn't THERE, he was in essence attending,

right?

[Ken Burch]

7. Just like Cokie Roberts was IN ESSENCE broadcasting from the White House

When she was standing in front of that video backdrop.

[gateley]

13. Ha! I never heard about that! I was actually thinking about Sessions and that

other Congressman not being at the swear-in, but watching it on TV and raising their hands and taking the oath at the fundraiser they were attending.

[RandySF]

6. Why? He didn't make it to the men's room?

[Ken Burch]

9. Most hardcore drunks don't.

Hadn't you noticed he's never filmed from the waist down?

[givemebackmycountry]

8. He probably ran out of Camel non filters.

And saw that they were $9.50 in the vending machine.

[Lint Head]

10. Drunks cry often.

[Lint Head]

11. Drunks cry often.

[deminks]

12. I'm sure the NRA lobbyists tended to him well.

[DCKit]

14. 90 proof tears. nt

[Motown_Johnny]

15. Every time he tries to figure out how to attack HCR and push for more mental health care

he breaks down and cries


I foresee lots of tears in his near future

[opihimoimoi]

16. Breaking protocol....Boner revealed his lack of class by not going to the memorial...whad a dufus

[Stevenmarc]

17. They were naming a cocktail after him, The Weepatini, the cut cocktail onions bring on the tears