Romney - A 59 Step Plan? How long will that take?

[TomCADem]

59 Separate Steps? Maybe unemployment will go sown in 2035.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Does Powerpoint even have that many text bullets?

[gateley]

4. I'd love to see US use a Powerpoint presentation. Clear, concise,

figures, dates (a la Rachel)

Romney should be entertaining.

[sakabatou]

2. Here it is

Step 1: Make a plan
Step 2-58: ???
Step 59: Profit

[Proud Liberal Dem]

5. ......

:spray: :rofl:

[sakabatou]

11. Do I owe you a new keyboard?

[Proud Liberal Dem]

12. My keyboard is still fully functional

Thanks for your concern! :hi:

[gateley]

6. PERFECT!!! nt

[TomCADem]

7. Say Cut Taxes and Regulations 59 Times?

Ugh, Romney needs to work with the guy from the King's Speech.

[TeamsterDem]

13. Unlike you, smart alleck, I've obtained a copy of the real Romney plan

1. Have hair done
2. Attack Obama
3. Lie about MA health care plan, repeat #2
4. Announce plan to rebuild millionaire's mansions, employing tens of non-union workers
5. Cut taxes on the rich
6. Have hair re-galvanized
7. Take off magic underwear; it's riding up
8. Cut taxes further on the rich
9. Privatize national forests, sell trees for cash
10. Outlaw unions but promote the Chamber of Commerce, an employer union of sorts
11. "Have I told you lately how much Obama sucks?"
12. Note to self: Don't wear the custom-tailored pants and make workers jealous. Do the every-man thing: Sport the Armani's, baby!
13. Put oil derrick on White House lawn
14. More wars. Wars need production. Economy benefits
15. Appoint both Koch Brothers to the Supreme Court
16. SHIT! Is my hair okay?
17. Discuss free market, then shut down the SEC and FTC so the market can "freely" slide to monopolies
18. Put coal plant in Al Gore's backyard. Jobs, jobs, jobs!!!!
19. It doesn't seem self serving to cut the estate tax, does it? Fuck it, see ya!
20. If you want health care, go and inherit money like I did, then buy up firms and fire people to make even more! You'll have plenty to spare.
21. The free market defines prices, so let's repeal the Fair Labor Standards Act
22. No more taxes for corporations and other job creators
23. Let's pay corporations and job creators to show how non-socialist we are
24. Allow corporations to buy ad space on White House building and lawn. See? We're increasing revenue!
25. Hair check
26. For those who still haven't pawned their TVs, make speech denouncing Obama
27. Announce unpaid jobs program, call it training, deny obvious buffoonery by blaming Obama for something
28. You need more income? We'll get rid of that child labor law crap and viola, little Johnny the minor can be a miner!
29. Build shrine to Reagan including private viewing rooms in which clean-up materials will be provided
30. Announce tax cuts for all homosexuals willing to "repent" and be "retrained," preferably by the Mormon Church
31. Government subsidies for makers of hair care products
32. Invite the Pope to US, insist he beatify Reagan
33. In effort to seem more "average Joe," skip windsurfing in favor of skiing in the Alps. Plus hair won't get wet
34. Add a few wings onto the White House because it's too cozy
35. "Man, isn't it better without Obama?" speech
36. Add Koch Brothers' likeness to Rushmore
37. Make Scott Walker Secretary of Labor
38. Raise taxes to finally get those lucky-ducky 51 percenters paying their fair share; cut taxes on investment income
39. Replace public sector military bands with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir
40. We're doin' the Social Security privatization, m-kay?
41. Use hair as lethal weapon to punish anyone pointing out the obvious similarity between Obama and own healthcare plan while governor of MA
42. Replaster hair after mortal battle
43. Have Reagan's likeness tattooed on chest
44. Gold is worth money. Fort Knox isn't using it. Can you say revenue?
45. Finally get it over with, give Israel official control of our Middle East policy. Bombs = jobs!
46. Remind public of Obamacare and how it nearly ruined America!
47. Personally build pipe allowing one factory to dump unrestricted straight into a major river. Then announce plan to subsidize building them everywhere
48. Temporarily hire enough federal agents to deport everyone without documents. Try not to mess up hair while slapping self on head realizing failure
49. Put Tom Tancredo in charge of Immigration and Customs Enforcement
50. End the charade and officially hire Rush Limbaugh
51. To ensure immediate demise, make Sarah Palin Secretary of Education
52. Get rid of Federal Reserve, give duties to Goldman Sachs
53. Student loans are now only given if student agrees to attend Koch University. The interest is high, the education is bad, but we don't give a shit
54. While decrying the socialist Obama policies, give subsidies to investment banks for being job creators
55. Pretend not to notice as job creators export jobs
56. Push more free trade bills, then blame Obama for job losses
57. To increase revenues, announce federal program to crack down on deadbeat dads and tax the proceeds, appoint Joe Walsh as director
58. Have Obama arrested and tried for treason for passing health care bill ... and insist again that it was different from your own
59. Further tax subsidies to oil producers who supply 10-w 40 for hairdo

[madinmaryland]

14. I think Steps 2- 58 are as follows: Layoff thousands of workers and outsource

other jobs to China and India.

Step 59: Massive profits for Mittens.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

3. How many pages of paper will it take to write out his plan?

How long will his bill be????
:shrug:

[daggahead]

8. Can the teabaggers count that high? n/t

[graywarrior]

9. He needs 12 steps to recover from his addiction to himself

[TwilightGardener]

10. Editing skillz--Romney doesn't haz them.