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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-11 11:48 PM
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Help a tea-bagger be UNION FREE today. This was on FARK.

Since all unions are "bad," "evil" and "communist," then I guess Tea Baggers do not want or need the following union-affiliated services:


» AFGE - American Federation Of Government Employees - GOVERNMENT BAD!

» AFM - American Federation of Musicians - ALL LIVE MUSIC IS BAD!

» AFT - American Federation of Teachers - TEACHERS IS BAD!

» AFTRA - American Federation of Television and Radio Artists - I DON'T EVER WATCH TV OR LISTEN TO THE RADIO, NOT EVEN TALK RADIO!

» APWU - American Postal Workers Union - WHO NEEDS TO SEND MAIL OR PACKAGES? NOT ME!

» BAC - International Union of Bricklayers and Allied Craft Workers - NO NEW BUILDINGS OR WALLS, IT'S SOCIALIST!

» BCTGMI - The Bakery, Confectionery, Tobacco Workers and Grain Millers International Union - PASTRIES, CANDIES AND ANYTHING WITH GRAINS IN IT ARE BAD! NO TOBACCO EXCEPT FOR MY SKOAL!

» BLE - Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers - TRAINS CAN GET ALL BOOTSTRAPPY AND RUN BY THEMSELVES!

» CJA - The United Brotherhood of Carpenters and Joiners of America - I USE NOTHING MADE OF WOOD AND DO NOT LIVE IN A HOUSE- CARPENTERS ARE EVIL EXCEPT FOR JESUS!!

» CLA - Christian Labor Association - BUT PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN JESUS WORKING FOR A DECENT WAGE ARE BAD!

» GMP - Glass, Molders, Pottery, Plastics, & Allied Workers International Union - I DON'T USE GLASSES OR PLATES MADE BY UNION THUGS! OR ANYTHING AT ALL MADE OUT OF PLASTIC!

» IAFF - International Association of Fire Fighters - NOTHING I OWN WILL EVER CATCH ON FIRE!

» IAM - International Associations of Machinists and Aerospace Workers - I DO NOT FLY IN WORKING AIRPLANES THEY ARE COMMUNIST!

» IATSE - International Alliance of Theatrical Stage Employees - SOMETHING ABOUT THE GAYS!

» IBEW - International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers - MY FRAYED WIRING IS FINE AND WILL NEVER NEED UPDATING!

» IBT - International Brotherhood of Teamsters - OMGZ UNION THUGGERY!

» IUEC - International Union of Elevator Constructors - I ONLY TAKE THE STAIRS! ELEVATORS ARE FOR MARXISTS!

» IUPAT - The International Union of Painters and Allied Trades Home - NO MORE PAINT ON ANYTHING EVER!

» NACU - California Nurses Association - JUST LET THAT 17-YEAR-OLD IN A PAPER HAT GIVE ME MY INJECTION, IT'S COOL

» NATCA - National Air Traffic Controllers Association - IF PILOTS DON'T KNOW WHERE TO LAND THEN MAYBE THEY SHOULDN'T BE FLYING!

» PACE - Paper, Allied-Industrial, Chemical, and Energy Workers - I USE NONE OF THESE THINGS!

» PPF/UA - Plumbers and Pipe Fitters Union - I DO NOT USE ANY WATER IN MY HOME THAT HAS COME THROUGH PIPES!

» RWAW - United Union of Roofers, Waterproofers and Allied Workers - MY LEAKY ROOF IS PROOF OF MY FREEDOMS!

» SAG - Screen Actors Guild - I DON'T WATCH ANY MOVIES TV OR COMMERCIALS! NEVER!

» SEIU - Service Employees International Union - ALL HITLERS!

» SPFPA - International Union, Security, Police and Fire Professionals of America - I NEVER HAVE CALLED 911! I NEVER WILL CALL 911!

» UAW - United Auto Workers - I DON'T DRIVE OR RIDE IN AN AUTOMOBILE! NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL! USA!

» UFCW - United Food and Commercial Workers - I DON'T EAT FOOD!

» UFW - United Farm Workers - I CERTAINLY DON'T EAT VEGETABLES OR FRUIT OR GRAIN LIKE A HIPPY!

» USW - United Steel Workers - I DON'T GO INTO BUILDINGS OR USE HIGHWAYS OR DRIVE CARS OR LIVE IN A HOUSE OR USE ANYTHING MADE OF OF STEEL! I REALLY DON'T!

» WGAW - Writers Guild West - I LIKE MY MOVIES AND TV SHOWS TO HAVE NO STORY OR DIALOGUE, THANK YOU!

•••••••••

Got all that, TeaBagger scum? It's time for you Tea Party "patriots" to go live in ramshackle self-built shacks in the wilderness and use no modern services that rely on union labor OR any Government services! Don't be a hypocrite, now! WALK THE WALK!

Chip in, everyone! The rest of us need to deny these services to anyone who identifies as a member of the "Tea Party" wing of the Republican party, as well as socialist commie marxist services like Social Security and Medicare:

HELP A TEA PARTY MEMBER BE UNION-FREE TODAY!

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Stolen from a poster named Alex DeLarger.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-06-11 11:55 PM
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1. Mind if I share?
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-11 12:01 AM
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2. Maybe we could start a national union teabagger free, a la the No Homers club from the Simpsons.
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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-11 12:53 AM
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3. kick for the night owls.
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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-11 10:49 AM
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4. kick
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HappyMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-11 11:24 AM
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5. k&r
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ceile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-11 11:27 AM
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6. Excellent! n/t
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-11 11:38 AM
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7. kick
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-11 11:40 AM
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8. Hey! I'm an NEA, VEA (Virginia), and FEA (Fairfax Co.) member! How come ...
I can't be a bad teacher, too? I've been at this for 37 years now (32 years full-time, currently a long-term substitute). Surely I qualify as a "union thug" by now!
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lapislzi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-07-11 12:42 PM
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9. Oh, they love their goods and services.
Make no mistake. They just think that the "market" should control wages, and that workers should have no rights.

Better to ask the TBs if they wish to give up weekends, paid holidays, safe working conditions, and send their children to work in coal mines. Because that is what a world without unions would look like.
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