Caption Cantor

[Kadie]

House Majority Leader Eric Cantor, R-Va. , sits as other Republicans stand and applaud during a speech by President Barack Obama at a joint session of Congress at the Capitol in Washington, Thursday, Sept. 8, 2011. Rep. Kevin McCarthy, R-Calif. , is at left.

[madinmaryland]

1. Fucking crybaby.

[Ineeda]

2. Asshole? Prig?

The hate burns in that one.

[cordelia]

3. Fucking prick.

[FarLeftFist]

"How can I systematically continue to undermine the U.S.?"

[politicasista]

4. Kick me

:dunce:

[MissDeeds]

5. Damn!

I knew I should have had the bran muffins this morning.

[trueblue2007]

11. Damn... it is fun to play with my penis in public.

[Solomon]

6. "Look how important i am"

"I'm King of the assholes! The only one who can sit when everone must stand!"

[elfin]

7. If I get off my ass ---

my hemorrhoids will spontaneously combust.

[gauguin57]

8. "I am rude, insufferable, immature and a horrible role model for the children of America."

"And I like attention!"

[glowing]

9. Petulant little prick. These republicans are straight up terrorists!

[edbermac]

10. "I made a doody"

:hurts:

[Historic NY]

12. I'm an asshole...glad the POTUS is going to his turf soon..

to talk about Little Eric's "London Bridges" that are falling down.

[krispos42]

13. "Wait... whut?" n/t

[krispos42]

14. "Uh huh... uh. huh... I see. And tell me, how did that make you feel?" n/t

[bluestate10]

15. I just farted, I can't stand up now. nt

[Waiting For Everyman]

16. "Majority Obstructionist" n/t

[polly7]

17. No caption, but how ignorant of him. nt.

[DearAbby]

18. My penis looks just like any other penis

just a in miniature form. I shall call it, ::pregnant pause:: Mini Me.

[madamesilverspurs]

19. ...

[pnwest]

31. Ha Ha Ha!!! brilliant! n/t

[HappyMe]

35. There ya go!

:rofl:


Disrespectful sob.

[Incitatus]

20. "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" nt

[unkachuck]

21. "I'm House Majority Leader Eric Cantor...

...and I stand for nothing."

[Firebrand Gary]

22. He's bringing this speech to my district? Ahh shit...

[JBoy]

23. "My mother never taught me to show respect. Why are you all standing?"

[nolabear]

24. You can't make me, you can't make me..

Pup.

[MoonRiver]

25. Please don't disturb my near death experience.

[Whisp]

26. bloody snotty fuckface

hate that guy.
and I thought all my hate was used up on the Chimp, but some is coming out again.

[pacalo]

27. "He didn't provide juice boxes; I am NOT applauding."

[Ilsa]

28. "What a day for my hemorrhoids to flare up. I hope no one sees my donut cushion."

[jillan]

29. The President's speech is very arousing, and I can't get up right now.

:blush:

[Motown_Johnny]

30. "BUT I AM SHORTING TREASURY BONDS!!!"

[Sheepshank]

32. I swear his left eye is twitching from the barely contained vitriol he's trying to control

[Johonny]

33. I wish I had ideas too

[HopeHoops]

34. "Damn. I wet my panties again."