Savage Weiner's new work of fiction (don't click the link on a full stomach)

[maxrandb]

http://mediamatters.org/blog/201109080017

This is just too damn funny. Media Matters did a review of Savage's new "epic" work of fiction.

I know that he is about as relevant as Sean Insanity, but still...I think this book highlights some demons we always knew existed in the Weiner's feeble brain. Based loosely on his rather inflated opinion of himself, the protagonist is a "liberal fighting, terrorist killing, lady killing sexual dynamo". Here's just one excerpt where he "lays the wood" to a beautiful Muslim lady;

"Before he could get his pants all the way off, she was reaching for him like a groupie with a rock star, pulling him to her bed, her body trembling, her breathing shallow, and a look in her eyes that said, You can do anything you want to me, but do it now.

Jack did, with fierce intensity as she clutched him to her, her breasts pressed against him, her nails digging into his back, her teeth scraping at his earlobe as she whispered softly to him.

The whispers were quickly replaced by moans that grew louder and more urgent with every passing moment -- to the point where Jack thought he might be causing her pain. Finally she cried out,"

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See! Savage isn't an Islamaphobe, because he "blanked" the living "blank" out of a Muslim woman.

Sorry folks...I think I just threw-up in my mouth a little.

[UTUSN]

1. K&R #2 because somebody beat me to #1. "Wiener. Savage WIENER." n/t

[maxrandb]

2. I keep screwing up that "i" before "e" thing

errr, wait, that's not really relevant to spelling proper names... or is it?

Oh well, English and Spelling were never my strong suits, or as San Quayle would put it "suitEs",

[Voice for Peace]

6. I always remember the rule

i before e
except after c
or when sounding like 'a'
as in caffeine and weird

[UTUSN]

11. When it comes to epithets for Wingnuts & TeaBaggers, orthography is not what I go by, it's

how insulting, degrading, hateful I can be.

[HappyMe]

3. Wow.

:scared:

[LeftinOH]

4. What woman could resist this handsome devil?:

I'm sure that when he looks in the mirror, what he sees is nothing like this.

[Greybnk48]

5. O.k. this is funny! It sounds like it was written by

a sixteen year old boy. LOL! I was disappointed she didn't lose control and bite him in a fit of passion. Maybe not on the ear though, perhaps the shoulder.:sarcasm:

[saras]

7. From this quote, we can deduce that Savage has no experience with rock stars OR groupies

"...she was reaching for him like a groupie with a rock star..."

Mud Sh-sh-shark

FZ: A succulent young lady!
Howard: Nooo!
FZ: With a taste for the bizarre . . .

Mud Sh-sh-shark"

[Blue_Tires]

8. I've read more realistic scenes in Penthouse Forum circa 1978!!

I should have put my dad's stash in a safe somewhere...That was back when magazines were magazines...

[kysrsoze]

9. Reminds me of a recent Curb Your Enthusiasm episode (the Israeli/Palestinian one)

Hilarious!

Of course, Larry David's work was intentionally hilarious, but the Savage Weiner's was unintentionally hilarious.

[Blue Owl]

10. Pretty torrid (oops I mean horrid)

Savage Weiner is joining the likes of Bill-O and Scooter Libby with their after-hours conservative smut.