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[Jack Sprat]

enforced by a lock cuffed straight-jacket, Rudy Guiliani was spirited away from 9/11 memorials today with an EMR ambulance team injecting him with morphine to calm his frantic seizures that cause him to repeatedly chatter 9/11 over and over again with an excited look of frenetic wildness contorting his face as he lapses in and out of delirium. All and all, I guess the day was a bit trying for the whimsical cross-dressing, self-promoted hero of NYC. Now for today's weather forecast.