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BorowitzReport Andy Borowitz

2001: President & Congress vow to defeat extremists. 2011: Congress & extremists vow to defeat President.

BREAKING: Republicans say they will back Obama's jobs plan 100% if the word "jobs" is replaced with "tax cuts."

There's this weird rumor going around the Internet that Rick Perry isn't kidding.

Today's terror threat seems to have gone away, but the Tea Party is still here.

The promos for NBC's new series seem more like warnings than promos.

In America, we have a way of turning every event, no matter how somber and tragic, into the Super Bowl.

Hate to rain on the Tea Party's parade: but protecting our country involves a strong central government and, yes. taxes.

Was anyone else traumatized by hearing Bush's voice today?

My idea for a 9/11 tribute would involve bringing our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan home, with proper benefits.

Today, Congressional Republicans are making the ultimate sacrifice: pretending to be polite to Obama.

Our political parties came together when 3000 Americans were killed. Why not when millions of Americans are unemployed?

I liked Rick Perry better when he just wanted to be President of Texas.

Sunday Morning TV Roundup: The global perspective on 9/11, from a diverse panel of middle-aged white men.

I for one am amazed that the Republicans are agreeing to let President Obama speak about 9/11 on 9/11.

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