New recurring column, IN CON WORLD

[mistertrickster]

Feel free to add your own:

IN CON WORLD,

Rooting out fraud is good.

But

Regulations rooting out fraud are bad.


In CON WORLD,

The gov't forcing a woman to give birth is good,

But

Forcing gov't to provide health care to keep it alive is bad.


In CON WORLD,

US unions are small and ineffectual, haha

But

Whenever the economy tanks, it is the fault of unions.


In CON WORLD,

Tons and tons of Weapons of Mass Destruction is not a lie,

But

man-made global warming is.


In CON WORLD,

Standardized tests imposed by the Federal gov't are good,

But

a nationalized curriculum is bad.



In CON WORLD,

How much money you have means how productive you are and how much God loves you,

But

If you're George Soros, you're the devil.