Berlusconi calls Merkel an "unfuckable lard-arse:"

[Fuzz]

Italian premier Silvio Berlusconi reportedly called German Chancellor Angela Merkel an "unfuckable lard-arse" during a wiretapped conversation, the Independent of London reports.

Investigators overheard the remarks during a July phone conversation between Berlusconi and the man accused of supplying prostitutes to the prime minister's parties, the Independent states. Berlusconi used the Italian phrase, "culona inchiavabile," reports the Atlantic.

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/europe/italy/110915/berlusconi-calls-merkel-unfuckable-lard-arse

[teddy51]

1. Open mouth/extract foot. Berlusconi should know that he may need Merkel's

help to get Italy out of it's economic mess.

[newfie11]

2. This isn't going to go well

:popcorn:

[SharonAnn]

33. So is he sying that to be a good effective PM,Berlusconi has to rate their "f***ability"?"

[gratuitous]

3. I'm sure Chancellor Merkel will just cry herself to sleep for a week

Imagine the shame of being dissed by Premier Berlusconi like that! Boy, next year, when he's a freshman in high school, we'll get some of the guys on the football team to teach him a lesson. I wonder what Silvio wants to be when he grows the fuck up?

[joeybee12]

4. Funny, that's how I refer to Belusconi...knr

[no_hypocrisy]

5. Ecco il Pazzo!

[mod mom]

6. He is such a slime ball she should consider the source.

I've always appreciated her reaction to *'s shoulder rug.

[TheBigotBasher]

24. Indeed

[undeterred]

7. What a vicious asshole.

[sulphurdunn]

16. How dare you say that?

He's just a crude, offensive, utterly disgusting, revolting pedophile, and a vicious, pampered, fascist asshole without a single redeeming quality who should be putting out in a very hard penitentiary. I really thought the Italians had wised up after Mussolini. :eyes:

[malaise]

19. Ditto

:fistbump:

[formercia]

20. ...and a little Toad to boot.....

My fave is Michelle Obama blowing him off with a handshake when he wanted a hug.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sg2G46v8dc

[seabeyond]

28. there is one of

dsk with michelle, too and it is just creepy. these men, think they can be such asses with women. i wonder where they get this idea.

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/05/from_the_time_capsule_dominiqu.html?mid=twitter_DailyIntel

[formercia]

29. Looks like Obama has the situation in-hand

DSK is a creep. The look on Michelle's face is priceless.

[izquierdista]

8. Note to self

Culona is feminine. Signore Berlusconi would be a culono. More properly, a piccolo-cazzo culono.

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

34. Actually, he would be a culone

not all masculine gender singular nouns end in o. Some end in e. Some feminine gender singular nouns end in e as well. Hence, one of the many reasons why Italian is not an easy language.

Examples:

il pepe - the pepper (masc.)

la neve - the snow (fem.)

[izquierdista]

36. Grazie

[The Genealogist]

9. What an ass

:wtf:

[leftstreet]

11. (an unf**kable lard) ass. Corrected it for you

:-)

[CJCRANE]

10. ....

:crazy:

[Lyric]

12. And Lyric says that Berlusconi is a misogynistic fili di cagna that no sane woman would come near.

And I bet he cares about THAT about as much as Merkel cares about his juvenile comments.

[SpiralHawk]

13. Republicon Family Values - Italian style

despicable RepubliThink & RepubliSpeak

[seabeyond]

14. damn good thing those european women know their place in all this gender evolution

they lecture us on. these men are so enlightened. warms the heart. was that after he pretended to fuck the female police officer and laughed and laughed with his pathetic men friends.

[hlthe2b]

15. Take him down, Merkel... It is in your court & I'll only applaud

What a total ass--but then we knew that.

[Warren DeMontague]

17. BUNGA BUNGA!

[zazen]

18. she's unf**kable to him because she's competent and mentally present

so his little weenie would just sit there, flaccid. Not that his bought and paid for near-children aren't mentally present (and suffering, since they are being sexually used by a monster). But when they're young enough to be his greatgrandchildren he can delude himself that they are blow-up dolls whose humanity only awakens to squeal at his delusion of sexual prowess.

[WinkyDink]

21. Let him try to get a dame without his $$ and power. He's FUGLY.

[spanone]

22. jeebus and this guy is the italian premier? scum bag.

[eShirl]

23. PROJECTION isn't a river in Egypt.

Well it's not.

[socialshockwave]

25. He also called Italy a "shitty country".

A country you're part of the leadership of, dickhead! XD

[Brother Buzz]

26. Jeez Louise, he just might get a bounce in the polls next week

Sad, but probable true. Go for Broke. :crazy:

[Golden Raisin]

27. Berlusconi = Cafone!

Disgraziato. Buffone. Schifoso.

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

35. Bravo o Brava Golden Raisin!

Esattamente corretto. Aggiungo anche 'stronzo.'

[Arthur3284]

30. What a f***ing d*ck. That guy's a complete embarassment to Italy.

[watercolors]

31. Maybe he was talking about himself!!!

[MoonRiver]

32. That's cause she's a woman he cannot buy.

:puke: