SCREENSHOT: Fox News on ''How to Encourage Job Growth''

[yurbud]

They forgot repealing the Emancipation Proclamation.

[valerief]

1. It's like a bad joke. nt

[rosesaylavee]

2. What about removing limitations on child labor?

And why employ women at all? or those over 40?

"Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?" ~Scrooge

[Better Believe It]

31. Good point! A bunch of freeloaders. Make them work in the mines for a weekly allowance!

[Dragonfli]

33. The "Georgia Works" model, I hear that is popular with the Administration

If Georgia likes the idea it must be good.

[nadinbrzezinski]

3. Next bringing back the Stweart industrial code

IMPOSE MAXIMUM wages

Indentured servitude terms

Oh and yes sun up to sun down work days.

And I am being dead serious.

[mckara]

4. Un-F'n'-Believable!!!!!!!

[xchrom]

5. Recommend

[hifiguy]

6. Seriously, is this for real?

If it is, we just finished circling the bowl and are now headed through the U-trap as a society. And don't worry, Tony "the Big Fish" Scalia has an opinion repealing the Emancipation Proclamation in his office vault. Count on it.

:wtf: :banghead::wtf: :banghead::wtf: :banghead::wtf: :banghead:

[RebelOne]

40. That is the first question that came to my mind. Is that for real?

These people out totally nuts.

[taught_me_patience]

7. Is this a photoshop?

This can't possibly be serious? What's the source of this?

[pintobean]

8. Where'd you get this? Got any info

on when this was, what show, who came up with it? There's been plenty of fakes before.

[gratuitous]

9. Shackles and cattle prods reserved for Phase II, I presume?

St. Peter don't you call me, I'll only moan, "I owe my soul to the company store."

What some call the Blues, others call the Good Old Days.

[DCBob]

10. page two..

-- give tax breaks to millionaires
-- cut all regulations to business
-- impeach Obama

[PA Democrat]

11. I guess repealing all environmental protection laws couldn't fit on the screen?

:wtf:

These people really do yearn for the "good old days" when you could literally OWN other human beings, don't they?

[spanone]

12. and how would allowing discrimination in the workplace create jobs?

dumbfuckistan

[Johonny]

22. well you don't need to hire any non WASPs

and it creates a lot of jobs for the kind of people that vote Republican. A horrible mentality to have, but no doubt the mentality of the person their list was hoping to appeal to.

[Bandit]

36. But wouldn't they have to pay white people more?

I would think they would want to fill up their factories with minorities and pay them well below minimum wage...They want white people to have good jobs with good pay so they can look and be superior....The driving force behind Republicans is their belief in their superiority. They know all the answers all the time and should never be questioned about anything...They do not want to EVER negotiate with anyone...They want to Dictate..It is their Authoritarian manner.

[unblock]

13. how exactly is allowing discrimination supposed to promote job growth?

oh, yeah, they mean promoting job growth for straight white christian male natural-born citizens under 50.

[TeamsterDem]

14. Hell, let's just cut to the chase: re-legalize indentured servitude! Jobs, baby!!!

This really is like an alternate universe in which the world's most dangerous and idiotic ideas aren't only entertained as "serious" but are now - holding back the vomit - considered. WTF America?

[unblock]

15. BREAKING: FOX NEWS ADMITS TAX CUTS DON'T PROMOTE JOB GROWTH!

looks like they've completely dropped the tax cut argument!

:rofl:

[War Horse]

16. Nice summary

I don't think even Fox would do that - yet. They will soon enough.

[geckosfeet]

17. jeezuz. Propose the extreme and hope to push the center your way.

These people are insane.

[tsuki]

18. I have been reading about China. They are now providing health care,

raising the minimum wage, and encouraging the growth of unions. If they are not already, they will soon be #1.

[OhioChick]

19. And to think that people believe that shit. n/t

[AsahinaKimi]

20. What happened to the part about bringing back Slavery?

Who The Hell do these people think they are? What freaking country do they think they are living in?
Demare kono yaro! Neboken ja Neyo! Baaaaaaaaaaaakkaa tare.

[wellst0nev0ter]

23. It Can't Be Helped

*sigh*

[ProgressoDem]

21. As if these are facts.

I love how they mock up this shit. They don't even do the "Some say X" anymore. They just list their masturbation fantasies as real.

[Angry Dragon]

24. Where is the screenshot??

[alfredo]

25. Wonder what side they are on in the class war?

[ThoughtCriminal]

26. If it wasn't for the "News Crawl"...

They could have fit in "Restore Debtor's Prisons"

[sakabatou]

27. Please tell me that this is a 'shop.

[MrMickeysMom]

28. They forgot the "Ref:" at bottom....

..... "Up our ass"

[CatWoman]

29. are there no prisons???

no workhouses??????

[WillyT]

30. Did They Forget The :sarcasm: Thingy ???

:wow:

:wtf:

:banghead:

:kick: & Rec !!!

[HughBeaumont]

32. * Let Corporations And The Wealthy Do Pretty Much Whatever The Fuck They Want.

I'm just waiting for that graphic to appear. Someday, it's going to happen on that channel of Bundist authoritarians.

[ck4829]

34. Why not just let Bangladesh annex the US? Think how many jobs that would create.

[OnionPatch]

35. Tell me the GOP isn't waging class war against working people.

For the life of me, I don't see how any working American can vote for these people!! WTF is wrong with them?

[tridim]

37. Abolish Faux Newz. nt

[DirkGently]

38. ... put gun to head. Pull trigger. (nt)

[Rex]

39. But but but, I thought they were a news organization!

NOT!

[Ikonoklast]

41. I agree with each of those provisions.

But only if Fox implements them on every employee they have first.


I'd give them one week before collapsing due to no one showing up for work.