Why Chris Christie counts...

[catnhatnh]

Because the other 7-8 dwarfs mention Cain or Gingrich as Vice Presidential candidates. Are either people you would like just one bacon cheeseburger away from the Presidency?

[MADem]

1. I don't think he counts calories!!

See...it's just WAY too easy to tell fat jokes about the guy. The NEWSCASTER on my local TV told a fat joke about him tonight--something about bacon cheeseburgers.

Letterman just said "He won't run for President, but he may consider running for....Santa."

"You can say goodbye to the WH vegetable garden....hello to the WH OLIVE Garden!"

"Oval office...Oval president--it fits!!!"