Republican Jesus’ Ten Commandments

[DearAbby]

And Lo, did Republican Jesus come down among the masses and holding his tablet PC, did he give unto his disciples the NEW (and improved) Ten Commandments. “I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Socialism, out of the house of Communism.”

Read the Ten Commandments: http://addictinginfo.org/new/?page_id=583

[upi402]

1. 6. You shall not murder unless they are Muslim. Or gay. Or abortion doctors. Or government worker

"6. You shall not murder unless they are Muslim. Or gay. Or abortion doctors. Or government workers. Or black. Or whatever group is currently out of favor with mine chosen White (not white, White) People."


lol, not 'white' white people...

[DearAbby]

2. You shall not make for yourself any carved image

2. You shall not make for yourself any carved image; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them except for the Holy Benjamins. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting poverty of the fathers on the children of those (those) who hate me, but showering material riches unto thousands, to those who love Me and keep My commandments. Also, you shall have guns. All you want.

[dembotoz]

3. 33. You shall not take the name of your God, Ronald Reagan, in vain, for the Lord will hold him guil

[treestar]

4. The tenth makes me LOL

Rec'd!

[randr]

5. The 10 Commandments are from Moses delivered to his people

Christians have always made most of the Torah optional and even re written it a few times. Deciding not to obey all the commandments apparently is ok with them.