Flash news bird dead

[nmbluesky]

The dead bird epidemic continues and had expanded; 53 dead Eagles found dead in Philadelphia, 53 dead Ravens in Pittsburgh, 53 dead Falcons in Atlanta, and now there are dead Seahawks all over Chicago!

[virgogal]

1. Very clever. Only Patriots die in my area,no birds.

[NuclearDem]

2. Well, the tree of liberty must be refreshed with the blood of Patriots...

:evilgrin:

[nmbluesky]

4. one of famous quote from Shannon Sharpe

Mr. President, call in the National Guard! We need as many men as you can spare! Because we are killing the Patriots! We'll call the dogs off! Send the National Guard please!

[lumberjack_jeff]

3. Phoenixes all.

Next year. :)

[ChairmanAgnostic]

5. they packed it in, eh?

life can be a bear.

[wtbymark]

6. Just don't say that Jets are falling from the sky! n/t

[yourout]

7. Bears turn next week.

[Sal Minella]

8. This "joke" wasn't funny the first four times you posted it

either. jmho.

[Generic Other]

9. first time I heard it and I LOL'd

Lighten up grumpypoo.

[Matariki]

10. Coming from the person with the moniker from pun hell

:P

[Sal Minella]

11. Yeah, sorry.

I guess I'm just losing my sense of humor, because lately, jokes about dead birds and jokes about dead nine-year-olds just aren't nearly as crack-me-up funny as they used to be. :sarcasm: