If you are an organ donor please amend your status

[proud2BlibKansan]

and add this statement:

"DO NOT GIVE MY HEART TO DICK CHENEY"

[Cleita]

1. Yes, it seems old Darth Cheney is looking

for a transplant. I don't think my heart could live long in that evil body anyway. The darkness would shrivel it up in months.

[Vickers]

2. My heart would freak his body right the fuck out. n/t

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. Then maybe you should change your status to say:

PLEASE DO GIVE MY HEART TO DICK CHENEY

[Swamp Rat]

4. He'll likely 'obtain' his heart from a live orphan from another country,

which will promptly reject his evil bag of bones.

[DesertFlower]

5. my heart would kill him immediately.

[stranger81]

6. Are we already doing cross-species transplants?

Science sure gets better every day, doesn't it.

[proud2BlibKansan]

7. LOL!

[musette_sf]

27. love that Bu$hie clip Randi used to play -

"human-animal hybrids"

(Bu$h's rationale vs stem cell research)

[stranger81]

28. me too . . . . .

I can still hear his stupid shrubby voice mouthing those words . . .

[tavalon]

32. I'm very sorry

I have completely forgotten how he sounds. Well, mostly, but the only thing left is enough to help me turn off the radio if his voice is suddenly in my car. Unfortunately, I heard the Dick this morning by accident.

[tavalon]

30. Ha!

Good one.

[EFerrari]

8. or my brain to Palin or the nerve to the DLC.

lol

[proud2BlibKansan]

9. Hey friend, did you see this:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x545229

[EFerrari]

10. Wow, thanks. I will check it out. n/t

[flvegan]

11. You kidding? I'd totally de-Grinch him. Imagine the headlines

"Cheney gets new heart, directs Halliburton billions to animal rights and homeless charities! Sends Blackwater to sink whaling ships waiting at dock!"

Kucinich/Cheney 2012!!

[InvisibleTouch]

16. Heh. Well there *have* been instances...

...of organ transplant recipients suddenly liking and disliking the same foods as the donor, when they hadn't had those tastes before. Something may indeed carry over.

[tech9413]

12. One good thing

I'm pretty sure I won't die before he will.

[spanone]

13. some kind of karmic nightmare to wake up to keeping the dick alive

sounds like a stephen king novel

[Upton]

14. I'm not an organ donor

I previously had been, until cases like Micky Mantle and Robert Casey made it obvious to me that the fat cats get special treatment.

[DesertFlower]

15. so you would deny an organ to

a decent person who needs it?

[mitchtv]

22. If that 'decent 'person were using medicinal cannabis

UNOS would deny them from what I understand. They would however have no qualms about using a donor who smokes weed /s organs. I have a real problem with that. and I am a recipient

[REP]

24. I think the poster disagrees with the way UNOS denies organs to 'decent people'

and allows the wealthy and well-connected first crack at donated organs (such as the LA hospital that had to shut down its tx program due to giving wealthy foreigners organs ahead of patients with the greatest medical need).

I have FSGS and will probably need a tx at some point. Between my rare blood group and the crookedness of the system, a directed donation is about the only chance I might have. I sympathize with the poster to whom you responded.

[Blue-Jay]

18. The plural of "anecdote" is not "data".

How do you feel about Jerry Garcia getting a donor liver?

I refuse to save anyone's life because that person might be the next Hitler. (Yeah I said it. I godwinned the thread. ho ho)

[REP]

25. I don't think it's 'next Hitler;' I think it's well-connected over medical need

At least one transplant program (St Vincent in LA) was shut down over giving organs to wealthy Saudis ahead of those with the greatest medical need. These recipients may have been the kindest people on earth, but the program placed them ahead of much sicker patients - patients who would have normally received the organs - in return for payment. This is just one example; there are others (Mantle is another).

[Donnachaidh]

33. and Steve Jobs too apparently

http://www.slate.com/id/2281668/?from=rss

[mmonk]

17. Mine would fight back.

He would fall all over the ground beating his chest.

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[Blue-Jay]

20. Not very subtle.

[morningglory]

21. I'd give him mine if I had a guarantee that he would spend his

last days in a prison on a concrete bed. Thinking about what he did wrong, of course.

[proud2BlibKansan]

23. kick

[musette_sf]

26. My thoughts exactly

when I read the subject line

[Motown_Johnny]

29. and if you are not an organ donor please reconsider

[tavalon]

31. I'm confused

Can't he just regenerate by drinking the blood of virgins? It's been working so far, I don't get why he now needs new organs as well.

[BrklynLiberal]

34. A man in his overall health should NEVER qualify as a donor recipient. If it were ANYONE else,

there would be no question that he would be denied.

[badgerpup]

35. Saw that he'd "...have to decide if he wanted a transplant"

:wtf: :nuke:

I'm sorry, but that is just WRONG on so many levels...

...but then, I can see why he wouldn't want to cross over, seeing what's probably waiting for him.

A LOT of people who owe their untimely deaths to him are going want an accounting...

[ThoughtCriminal]

36. If I thought it would change him

I might even be willing to give it to him before I'm dead.

[bobbolink]

37. You really trust that would be effective?

"Whatever the dick wants, the dick gets...." Remember that old song? ~~chortle~~

[mahina]

38. My heart would heal his mind

or so I like to think!

He isn't getting it though...I'm not done with it.