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I've posted about my situation before. I'm one of four managers in a operations center for a major communications company in Central Florida. There is me. The "stupid" liberal and Democrat. The other three are hardcore right wing hand-jobs, and "Christians" who worship at the altar of (are you ready) Herman Fucking Cain.
Today, I find myself in the break room with these three BIG brains and there is a TV with CNN mounted on the wall sound off, and they are talking about the 94-1 vote today on the Veterans Jobs Bill.
The lone female in this bunch (and the most Pro-Life Christian) says "And Jim De Mint took a lot of heat for that vote, and I'm proud of him" Mind you that the other three managers, me included, are all vets of one degree or another. At this point I let out a audible whine and she adds... "And don't YOU get me started".
Here is what happened next.
I get mad. That's not good for the blood pressure, I'm already on medication for this common ailment. Anyway, I'm loaded with about 10 DU lead pipe lock fall-back responses to this idiocy I'm facing, so I'm preparing my response when, I decide to ad-lib.
I stand up and I know for my health, I must exit quickly.
I say "Jim De Mint. JIM DE MINT! If you think he's credible, I can understand why you're slurping all over Herman Cain" I walk out the door and just as I'm leaving I hear her say "Fuck You" under her breath.
I didn't argue. I didn't get down in the mud. I didn't get upset.
I just laughed. Several times.
Because, the stupid liberal Democrat that thinks Jim De Mint and Herman Cain ain't worth two dead flies, currently has by far the highest performing team in the building.
And that's what counts. This is work. And the liberal is kicking ass, and has been since 2009. So excuse me, but FUCK YOU.
Maybe your team would be performing better if you didn't sit on your fat, poorly dressed ass in your office all day long, listening to Glen Beck and surfing Herman Cain's website.
But, I'm stupid.
120/79 baby. And oh, I dress better too.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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