Transcript of God's call to Cain...

[PCIntern]

Cain: Godfather's Pizza. Can I help you?

God: One whole pie, half Pep, half cheese. Just kidding. Cain....are you Abel to run for President?

Cain: You want that delivered? That'll be extra.

God: Are you listening to me?

Cain: Sure am. You want any Pepsis with that? We're running a special this week.

God: Never mind. You sell single slices?

Cain: No, all or nothing.

God: And make sure it's hot.

[Rick Myers]

1. I've had a Godfather's pizza...

You throw out the pizza and eat the box!!!

[Angry Dragon]

4. wurst pizza in the world

He took a $300 million company in 2 years
to a company he bought for $30 million

[zbdent]

2. Cain: I'll let you hold my pepperoni ...

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

3. God: "You will wash your hands before you make my pizza, right?"

"Last time I could have sworn I didn't order anchovies."

[Jackpine Radical]

5. THAT

is low.

:rofl: