why didn't they combine the Repub debate with the UFC fight?

[rurallib]

I think we could get a better idea of who they are.
Imagine Willard twirling, whirling from one position to another.
Imagine Perry begging off an ass kicking from Bachmann.

[Kennah]

1. So long as Perry gets crotch punched by someone, I'm good with this.

Of course, Sarah Palin would have to jump in so Bachmann would have someone to fight. I mean, none of the others are in her weight class.

Wait a minute. Perhaps if we tweaked the rules of the UFC and used intellectual weight rather than actual weight, then they'd all be on equal footing. Yes, I think that will work.

[47of74]

2. Governor Goodhair could just fling his hair at them...

...and knock all the other candidates down.