Rick Perry has so lowered expectations that it's considered a win if he doesn't pee himself during a

[Fire Walk With Me]

debate. -Borowitz Report

[tammywammy]

1. heh n/t

[quaker bill]

2. A return to the Bush* standard?

[Jack Rabbit]

4. Does anybody see a mysterious lump on his back

Please click here.

[libinnyandia]

3. I have adifferent take on his memeory lapse. Forgetting the 3rd

government agency he would kill was just a senior moment. Being so absolutely stupid that you would kill the Dept of Energy was much more appalling. I gues he thinks that commerce, education and energy aren't important. He not only should get out of the presidntial race he should resign as governor and go hang out with W.Bush.