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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 09:35 AM Original message |
Boehner says pizza is a vegetable if it contains 2 tablespoons of tomato paste. |
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Are_grits_groceries (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 09:37 AM Response to Original message |
1. Well in that case, |
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Wilms (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 09:37 AM Response to Original message |
2. Never mind that tomato is a fruit. |
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backtoblue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 09:48 AM Original message |
geniuses huh? |
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Whisp (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 10:34 AM Response to Reply #2 |
25. ha! |
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malaise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 03:21 PM Response to Reply #2 |
55. DUzy |
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marmar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 09:38 AM Response to Original message |
3. That's what the Commercial Food Industry told him to say..... |
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Liberal Veteran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 09:42 AM Response to Original message |
4. Can someone send me some pizza seeds? Heirloom plz, not the Monsanto pizza seeds.... |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 09:48 AM Response to Reply #4 |
7. I only have anchovy heirloom pizza seeds. Will that do? |
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Liberal Veteran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 09:50 AM Response to Reply #7 |
9. Yeah, I'll have to pass. My state considers anchovy pizza plants a noxious weed. |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 09:54 AM Response to Reply #9 |
11. I would just point out that the drug cats would eat the evidence and there would be no case. |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 09:44 AM Response to Original message |
5. Sign the petition to tell Boner that pizza is not a vegetable. |
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izquierdista (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 09:47 AM Response to Original message |
6. I'll agree..... |
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HereSince1628 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 09:48 AM Response to Original message |
8. Reagan school lunch nutritionist...ya gotta love em.. |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 09:52 AM Response to Reply #8 |
10. And some say that history doesn't repeat. Well it is tomato paste this time instead of ketchup. |
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karynnj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 12:42 PM Response to Reply #10 |
44. Yeah, but back then the Republican Senator with the most claims to expertise on ketchup, |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 02:01 PM Response to Reply #44 |
49. Don't know about taking the floor, but Sen. John Heinz did say, "ketchup is a condiment, not a |
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HockeyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 09:55 AM Response to Original message |
12. As an Italian/American? |
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Nuclear Unicorn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 09:55 AM Response to Original message |
13. This is one of those times my conservative family is right |
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global1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 10:03 AM Response to Reply #13 |
16. Another Example Of Repug Hypocrisy..... |
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Nuclear Unicorn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 10:23 AM Response to Reply #16 |
20. It happens on both sides |
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hifiguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 09:58 AM Response to Original message |
14. Boehner is a vegetable. A pickled orange vegetable. |
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October (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 11:17 AM Response to Reply #14 |
29. lol! Excellent. :) Thanks for the smile. |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 09:59 AM Response to Original message |
15. Maybe it is time to send a few frozen Godfather's pizzas to the Boner man's office. |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 10:12 AM Response to Original message |
17. Except...tomatoes are FRUIT. |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 11:03 AM Response to Reply #17 |
26. Botanically tomatoes are a fruit. Nutritionally they are a vegetable. BUT two tablespoons of |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 10:14 AM Response to Original message |
18. WHEN WILL THESE IDIOTS LEARN THAT TOMATOES ARE A FRUIT |
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fishwax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 10:29 AM Response to Reply #18 |
22. well, it's both fruit and vegetable |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 11:09 AM Response to Reply #22 |
27. The two tablespoons of tomato paste on a slice of carbs + cheese is the problem. |
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fishwax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 12:01 PM Response to Reply #27 |
36. totally agree n/t |
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AleksS (213 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 10:16 AM Response to Original message |
19. Workin' hard, makin' jobs... |
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marions ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 10:24 AM Response to Original message |
21. one time I was in a Cracker Barrel |
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rhett o rick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 10:31 AM Response to Original message |
23. But you have to eat a whole large pizza to get the two tablespoons of paste. Idiot. nm |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 11:11 AM Response to Reply #23 |
28. Actually a whole large pizza would probably get you a USDA "serving" of vegetables. |
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rhett o rick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 12:43 PM Response to Reply #28 |
45. And a box of jujubes for their fruit "serving". nm |
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Evasporque (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 10:33 AM Response to Original message |
24. Google Godfather's Pizza and School Lunch...or Little Ceasar's |
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October (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 11:19 AM Response to Reply #24 |
31. or Herman Cain, perhaps? /nt |
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Dreamer Tatum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 11:18 AM Response to Original message |
30. So he voted on that alone? nt |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 01:58 PM Response to Reply #30 |
48. No but he is in charge - he could have stopped it. |
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sarcasmo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 11:22 AM Response to Original message |
32. These idiot politicians never want to do the work that is needed. |
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newspeak (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 12:42 PM Response to Reply #32 |
43. thank you! |
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sarcasmo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 06:02 PM Response to Reply #43 |
62. Cretins is right. |
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aint_no_life_nowhere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 11:29 AM Response to Original message |
33. Grain alcohol must be a health drink to Boner - made with healthy grain |
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jberryhill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 11:30 AM Response to Original message |
34. Okay, look, if your choices are "animal, vegetable, or mineral" then that narrows it down /nt |
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JackRiddler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 11:59 AM Response to Original message |
35. His brain consists of 2 tablespoons of tomato paste and it's a vegetable too. |
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tandot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 12:12 PM Response to Original message |
37. So, my vodka is actually healthy? |
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aint_no_life_nowhere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 12:19 PM Response to Reply #37 |
38. Isn't vodka made with potatoes? I could be wrong |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 12:21 PM Response to Reply #38 |
39. Some specialty brands are |
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tandot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 01:09 PM Response to Reply #38 |
46. I think Skyy is made with ethanol from wheat |
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NoGOPZone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 12:25 PM Response to Original message |
40. How ironic. Boehner declaring something else a vegetable nt |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 12:29 PM Response to Original message |
41. So, how will they redefine a pesto pizza? |
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and-justice-for-all (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 12:34 PM Response to Original message |
42. They do not give one shit...these people are horrible monsters.. |
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benld74 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 01:25 PM Response to Original message |
47. Boner belongs on a cattle ranch, since he is 95% BS!!! |
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Blue Owl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 02:18 PM Response to Original message |
50. Well then pour him a double |
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aint_no_life_nowhere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 02:27 PM Response to Reply #50 |
51. Two tablespoons of tomato juice in Boner's Bloody Mary makes it a health drink |
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chowder66 (597 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 03:15 PM Response to Original message |
52. What next? Merlot and Cabernet Juice Boxes? Sangria Punch! eom |
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JuniperLea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 03:16 PM Response to Original message |
53. That carrot based self tanner on his skin is clearly over 2 tablespoons... |
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Liberal_in_LA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 03:50 PM Response to Reply #53 |
56. lol n/t |
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eppur_se_muova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 03:17 PM Response to Original message |
54. Captain Carotene is a vegetable -- there's a lot more than 2T of carrot in him. |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 04:26 PM Response to Original message |
57. A martini is a vegetable because it's got an olive in it. |
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Posteritatis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 04:43 PM Response to Reply #57 |
59. Steak had grass in it once.. (nt) |
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beac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 04:49 PM Response to Reply #59 |
61. I'm just waiting for them to mandate those disposable dishes/utensils made from corn, |
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crim son (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
58. Boner is also a vegetable. Just saying. n/t |
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bighart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 04:44 PM Response to Original message |
60. You do realize more D'sthan R's voted for this don't you. |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-18-11 06:04 PM Response to Reply #60 |
63. More Dems voted for the overall bill |
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