And now, for the final time, GOP presidential candidates explain why they're not donating to DU...

[EarlG]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/donate.html">It's the last ever DU Fund Drive! Help us reach our goal -- donate today!

[NRaleighLiberal]

1. EarlG....K & R!

:rofl:

well done!

[Deep13]

2. Isn't there another presidential candidate we are overlooking?

I guess his response might be, "I don't need you anymore."

[Ken Burch]

56. NO...we're talking about ADMITTED Republican candidates...

n/t.

[SaveAmerica]

79. I thought you were talking about the Queen of Wasila

[Marrah_G]

3. BWAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

:rofl:

[HappyMe]

4. k&r

:thumbsup:

[redqueen]

5. Hand soap and artichokes!

:rofl:

[geardaddy]

13. +1

"Wheeeee!"

[SaveAmerica]

80. THat one really made me laugh out loud!!

[Rhiannon12866]

6. K&R! Brilliant!

:rofl: :yourock:

[truebrit71]

7. That is awesome!!

Funny stuff!!! :rofl:

[Ohio Joe]

8. Awesome - K&R - nt

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. You are wicked, WICKED funny!

Love it!

:rofl:

[deucemagnet]

10. Fucking brilliant.

K&R. And I'm reaching for my debit card. :applause:

[monmouth]

11. Exceptionally awesome. I never bookmark these, but this is a winnah!!

[OneGrassRoot]

12. LMAO!!! n/t

[dmr]

14. I just love you Earl!

:rofl:

[dixiegrrrrl]

15. DUZY!!!!!!!! worthy, indeed.

[mopinko]

16. hope du3 gives you more time to write.

will miss your begging. honest.

[xxqqqzme]

22. Ah yes - soon to be fondly remembered days

at DU. Puts me in mind of the weekly Top Ten Conservative Idiots. Wish I had bookmarked some of those!

[hifiguy]

17. Now THAT was funny!!

:rofl:

[deutsey]

18. Very funny. n/t

[LittleGirl]

19. I don't care who you are, that's funny.

git r don

[JustAnotherGen]

20. Oh no!

:rofl:

[SidDithers]

21. Awesome...

:thumbsup:

Sid

[ncrainbowgrrl]

23. Oh gosh, I can't stop laughing!

:kick:

[nxylas]

24. Slightly embarrassing question

Am I the only one here who doesn't know who all these people are?

[Fire Walk With Me]

25. LOCKING- No sex threads! Nein! Nein! Nein!

:rofl: Very funny stuff! :hi:

[No DUplicitous DUpe]

26. Big Kick!

Loved this!
:kick:

[Javaman]

27. Stop teasing us and bring back the Top 10!

you know you want to, you know deep down your brain is telling you to, pleeeeeeeeeeezzzzz!

[sakabatou]

30. +1

[ellisonz]

55. +2

[City Lights]

28. ROFL!

Nicely done! :thumbsup:

[sakabatou]

29. PFFFFTT!

:spray: :rofl:

[Greybnk48]

31. These are all a stitch!! n/t

[Prometheus Bound]

32. Oh man, that made me laugh.

[freshwest]

33. OMG! But what about the soap and artichokes? I missed that one.

[Kali]

34. teehee

:D

[Lugnut]

35. ROFL!

:rofl:

[The Traveler]

36. ROFL!

Yer a bad, bad man EarlG. :rofl: :yourock:

[MilesColtrane]

37. He shoots!

He scores!!

(nice)

[beac]

38. Hmmm..... something's missing..... what is it??? I know!

That's only EIGHT Conservative Idiots!



Thanks for the :rofl:.

[Plucketeer]

39. TOOOOO - too - too - too funny!

Luv it!

[TheManInTheMac]

40. All very funny, but Ron Paul nearly made me pee my pants.

[slay]

41. Hilarious!

too funny - great job! :rofl:

[Pacifist Patriot]

42. And this just reminds me how much I miss the Top 10 Conservative Idiots

[nolabear]

43. Comedy Gold!

[WillyT]

44. LOL !!! - K & R !!!

:kick:

[greytdemocrat]

45. HA!!!!! n/t

[NYC_SKP]

46. Yeah, Baby!!!

Now THAT's what I'm talkin' bout!

:bounce:

[KT2000]

47. Hey ! Those are good! n/t

[Soylent Brice]

48. bring back Top 10 Conservative Idiots and I'd donate

whatever you want.

K&R

[Chemisse]

49. Really funny! n/t

[NBachers]

50. What's with this unanimous approval? Not a humph or a grumph in the lot yet.

Could you have produced a DU Perfect Alignment Harmonic Convergence?

What's next, dogs and cats living together?

[proud2BlibKansan]

51. LOL Don't Google Santorum.

:rofl:

[tavalon]

78. No, really, don't

I think man on dog should come up but apparently Dan Savage has prepared a special place on the net for that frothy concoction, oh yeah.

[LadyHawkAZ]

52. LMAO!

[phasma ex machina]

53. Stiff me not pizza boy. nt

[Ken Burch]

57. That sounds like it should be an anagram for something.

n/t.

[nuxvomica]

54. That just inspired me to make a donation

"Hand soap and artichokes!" :rofl:

[NBachers]

58. What's with the hand soap and artichokes? I Googled it, and only got this thread

[nuxvomica]

68. I don't know. It's just funny to imagine him saying it.

It's just so random. If there's any significance beyond that I'm not aware of it. :D

[Tuesday Afternoon]

59. hand soap and artichokes

:rofl:

bravo

:applause:

:kick:

[pinto]

60. Kick

:rofl:

[Scurrilous]

61. K & R

:thumbsup:

[bluestate10]

62. Bachmann's eyes make one spin deciding between.

Running for a straitjacket, or just running like hell.

[lonestarnot]

63. You left out the fucking clown car! Where's the clown car? Unrec!

:evilgrin:

[liberaltrucker]

64. F'ing hilarious!

:rofl:

Reminds me of the Top Ten Conservative Idiots.

Um, speaking of which, will we see their return
anytime soon?

:hi:

[pacalo]

65. EarlG, you are ALRIGHT.

:rofl:


So many doofuses, but I'm partial to Hermie.

[OverBurn]

66. :rofl:

:rofl:

[BlueMTexpat]

67. EarlG, if you ever have time to bring back the Top Ten,

I will continue to contribute to DU even if DU never asks for it.

And if the DUZYs ever come back, who knows what might happen! :loveya:

[underpants]

69. LOL

[NOLALady]

70. DUzy Award!!!

[12AngryBorneoWildmen]

71. Funny, funny stuff. JC nt

[NRaleighLiberal]

72. Kicking again - the end is in sight! 866 and counting....come on, we can do it!

[dotymed]

73. I'll admit, I avoided this post because I thought it would be lame.

But it is great. Really funny . +1000

[pipi_k]

75. Same here...but then curiosity got the better of me, and I'm so glad!

:7 :7

Made my day

[pipi_k]

74. BWahahahahahah!!!! Funniest thing I've seen here in ages!!!

Handsoap and artichokes!!!!!!


:rofl:


pure genius...all of it!

[zeemike]

76. You are so naughty EarlG....so very naughty...

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
:kick:

[tavalon]

77. And this is why we love you EarlG

You have the wittiest keyboard in These United States!

[peace frog]

81. Bwaaa!

Ix-nay on the owjob-blay, pal...er, never mind. :rofl: