‘It’s a Food Product, Essentially’: Fox News Starts Spinning Pepper Spray Cops

[MarkCharles]

"I don't think we have the right to Monday-morning quarterback the police," O'Reilly says, "particularly at a place like UC Davis, which is a fairly liberal campus." God forbid! We'd never want to question Lt. John Pike's decision to generously and indifferently dust peacefully sitting protesters with pepper spray from only a few feet away. Especially given that Davis is, you know, a liberal campus! And, gosh, even if we were going to Monday-morning quarterback the police, shouldn't we remember, as Megyn Kelly tells O'Reilly, that pepper spray is "a food product, essentially"?

more and video here:



http://gawker.com/5861688/its-a-food-product-essentially-fox-news-starts-spinning-pepper-spray-cops

[Earth_First]

1. A vegetable, in fact! n/t

[MarkCharles]

3. Then Fox News folks won't mind if a few folks drop in and Pepper Spray their

Thanksgiving dinners. right?

More vegetables? (Silly me, I think we all should eat more veggies, and this is such an EASY way to do it!)

Oh, just in case...:sarcasm:

[savalez]

11. Don't say that! Congress will get involved and affirm it.

[valerief]

2. Well, I'm sure those talking heads wouldn't mind being sprayed in the face with the same

military-grade pepper spray that resulted in a miscarriage and caused vomiting blood and itching for hours and hours and hours.

[MarkCharles]

6. I'm sure Bill O'R will "volunteer" as will Sean H. and Megan K. They are such

brave American rich assholes.

Let's turn them upside down and spray it in their other orifices, where they come up with all this "Fox News"

[valerief]

8. And next week, waterboarding! It's just a little water, after all, and water is natural! Like carbon

dioxide!

[tanyev]

4. I guess Megyn got over that post-partum compassion she was struggling with.

[Uben]

5. And essentially, it's assault without provocation....

...if you wanna talk essentials. Speaking essentially, FOX News is an enertainment/tabloid channel, not news, yet countless idiots tune in to get news from them. You can't fix stupid.

[dana_b]

7. I think I'll send her my old little tube of pepper spray

that I used to keep me while walking alone at night. Maybe she can use it in a salad or something.

[FarCenter]

9. Blame Mexico

[Tanuki]

10. So is cyanide.

Fox is a job-creator for the painfully stupid.

[valerief]

12. Fox is a painfully stupid creator. nt

[RainDog]

13. Megyn Kelly is a wart on the ass of humanity

the females who are on Fox News remind me of women who sucked dick for favors from the Nazis in WWII.

[Colorado Liberal]

14. The essential Megyn Kelly

[Homer12]

15. And Ricin.

[onethatcares]

16. can anyone photoshop the cop spraying it on a salad in an

expensive restuarant?

[MarkCharles]

18. Maybe not that, YET, But here's some images someone could post here...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-pepper-spraying-cop-meme

[Zax2me]

17. Not spin- they were making fun of the protesters.

Very funny haha.
No principles.

[SpiralHawk]

19. Chickenhawk, Felafel-freak O'Reilly has been mad at Americans

since he was a little boy. He began siding with the plutocrats and demagogues long ago, when he discovered that decent human beings shun A-holes like him.

According to the usual Republicon Occultists -- who study these sorts of MetaPhysical Matters ceaselessly -- because of his weak will and bitterness, O'Reilly will be unable to PUrity himself from this Pervasive Soul Stank this incarnation.

So turneth the Great Loofa of Life.