Customer Reviews-Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray

[Huey P. Long]

1,851 of 1,875 people found the following review helpful:

Accept no substitutes when casually repressing students, November 21, 2011
By D-bag of Liberty This review is from: Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray (Misc.)

Whenever I need to breezily inflict discipline on unruly citizens, I know I can trust Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray to get the job done! The power of reason is no match for Defense Technology's superior repression power. When I reach for my can of Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray, I know that even the mighty First Amendment doesn't stand a chance against its many scovil units of civil rights suppression.

When I feel threatened by students, no matter how unarmed, peaceful and seated they may be, I know that Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray has got my back as I casually spray away at point blank range.

It really is the Cadillac of citizen repression technology.

Buy a whole case!

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Posted on Nov 21, 2011 7:07:40 PM PST

Mark Dalpiaz says:
Would this work on the seeing impaired? I work at a school for blind children and some of them have been getting pretty uppity lately and asking a lot of questions so I wanted to nip that in the bud right away. But since some are missing nerves in their ocular regions I didn't know if I should get this or go for the full on high charge taser. What's your take?

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252 of 256 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars Product Warnng: This procuct multiplies protesters
I casually used this product to try to disperse a small band of non-violent campers who had locked their arms together. Although initially it seemed to be effective, it took two applications! The worst part is that the next day they multiplied exponentially! Now what?

One positive outcome, I did receive a paid vacation for my efforts.

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10 of 10 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars fox news was right it's just a vegitable.
What a dissapointment. I expected a full scale eye blistering crowd repelling blast of pepper, all I got was a condiment. Instead of dropping protesters in heeps of agony, they used it on their salads.

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[WolverineDG]

1. I love the sarcasm in this one

27 of 27 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Just in time for Thanksgiving., November 22, 2011
By Richardhg - See all my reviews
This review is from: Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray (Misc.)
Usually, our family gets together to share thanksgiving the old fashioned American way, with a good fight.

This year, we are all getting together again, and with the help of this little sentiment-enhancer, I am going to bring tears to their eyes.
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2. These are brilliant!

I always try to find natural solutions to physical problems, and sinus congestion has been an ongoing issue with me, to the point where I have often lost nights of sleep due to difficulty breathing. Not wanting to buy over-the-counter medications, I have been using either cayenne pepper or nasal irrigation to free clogged sinus passages, but with only limited success. When I heard that the Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray was a food product via Fox News, I realized that it must be healthy and natural. I had been having great difficulty breathing, so I quickly purchased some and sprayed it up each nostril. Wow! The 56895 MK-9 Stream has it all over cayenne pepper!! First of all, I fainted and was unconscious for at least two hours, so that was really a boon in terms of catching up with lost sleep. But after I came to, I realized that my sinuses were completely clear!! No more congestion for me. Of course, I did experience some amount of tissue loss, but I feel that it just creates more space in my sinuses for easier breathing. I am wondering if I can have the same success using the 56895 on my next ear infection.