Yes, Herman Cain is that much of a badass.

[originalpckelly]

Yes, he knew he had sexually harassed many women.
Yes, he knew that he had an affair that lasted 13 years.
Yes, he knew people would be totally focussed on his pizza business and not his time as a Federal Reserve executive.

But what did he do?

He let his badass self run for President.

You better watch out for Herman Cain, because he's got all kinds of things swirling around in his head, I'm just not going to say if some of them are transmitted sexually.

Herman Cain: Badass in '012.

And if he doesn't make it, watch out for Herman Cain's automatic laundry. "I want your dirty laundry, because I just don't have enough of my own!"

[FSogol]

1. I wish they'd focus on his pizza business: He took a $312 million company & turned it into

$36 million dollar company. Why in the hell would anyone hire/elect him?

[originalpckelly]

2. Why do you people have to bring a joke down?

:shrug:

[undeterred]

7. Maybe they'll think that means he reduced a deficit.

:shrug:

[A Simple Game]

8. Well maybe he wanted to drown it in a bathtub. What's it to you? n/t

[Blue_In_AK]

3. I think he represents

just about every negative stereotype of a black man that one could think of. What's with the pimp hats, for instance?

[immoderate]

4. Answered your own question, didn't you?

:)

--imm

[Graybeard]

5. Don't forget he was a lobbyist too.

Representing the Restaurant Association against

any raise in the minimum wage. A real scumbag.

[undeterred]

6. Just Cain't keep it in his pants.

[Ilsa]

9. He is so full of himself that he thought he could control everything,

including what his wife thinks. He's an egomaniac, IMO.

[demtenjeep]

10. his mind reading skilz

"I just want you to know, she will say that we had sex 12 times on 12 different occasions throughout a 13 year period. She will say something along the lines of dressing up styled as Marilyn Monroe and calling me her Sammy Davis Jr. That didn't happen. She will say that I liked to yell out that I was king of the world at the height of climax. That's a lie. She will say I sang spirituals referencing "let my sperm go!" Totally false."

[lonestarnot]

11. Herman Cain has VDC

Very dead campaign. :7

[uppityperson]

12. Honey badger, watch out. Here comes Herman Cain.