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Kadie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 11:40 AM Original message |
Santorum: "I'm the one you want to take home to Mom" |
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RKP5637 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 11:41 AM Response to Original message |
1. My mom is dead, good luck with that one. n/t |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 12:22 PM Response to Reply #1 |
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enlightenment (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 11:41 AM Response to Original message |
2. Rick, my mother would have smacked me |
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Ohio Joe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 11:42 AM Response to Original message |
3. Not according to google |
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MADem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 11:51 AM Response to Reply #3 |
13. +1000! nt |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 11:42 AM Response to Original message |
4. well, his turn may be coming as the "more conservative" |
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hifiguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 11:42 AM Response to Original message |
5. Oh, barf. |
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Raine1967 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 11:43 AM Response to Original message |
6. If I brought Santorum home to mom.... |
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Enrique (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 11:44 AM Response to Original message |
7. Moms feel their daughters are safe with him |
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tabbycat31 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 11:53 AM Response to Reply #7 |
14. LOL |
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Blue Owl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 11:44 AM Response to Original message |
8. So long as momma don't use the Google |
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Quantess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 11:44 AM Response to Original message |
9. Gross! |
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City Lights (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 11:44 AM Response to Original message |
10. Pass. |
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aint_no_life_nowhere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 11:48 AM Response to Original message |
11. Santorum has a lot of spunk |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 11:51 AM Response to Original message |
12. Santorum wants a threesome with your mom. n/t |
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saras (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 12:02 PM Response to Original message |
15. My mother is dead. I'll happily send him off to meet her, just show me how to do it legally. |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 12:03 PM Response to Original message |
16. My mom's a wingnut and she would STILL barf if I brought Mr. Frothy to her house. |
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appleannie1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 12:05 PM Response to Original message |
17. My mom would have taken me to a shrink if I had brought him home. |
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CTyankee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 12:23 PM Response to Original message |
19. My mother, being kind to me, would look at me darkly and say |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 12:26 PM Response to Original message |
20. To quote Hank Hill: "I don't know whether to laugh or vomit." |
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WI_DEM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 12:26 PM Response to Original message |
21. My mom would have told him to keep his fucking hands off her & other women's rights. |
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titaniumsalute (558 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 12:27 PM Response to Original message |
22. If I brought home to mom she'd ask "When did you get a divorce and become gay?" |
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lunatica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 04:05 PM Response to Reply #22 |
60. LOL! |
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dtexdem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 12:37 PM Response to Original message |
23. Only if mom wants to receive a bag of shit. |
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Tsiyu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 12:39 PM Response to Original message |
24. Could he sound more like a nine-year-old? |
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MisterP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 05:33 PM Response to Reply #24 |
62. that's also because they're Ken-crotched little manchildren |
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Tsiyu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 06:14 PM Response to Reply #62 |
64. KCLM - that's how we'll refer to them |
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Angry Dragon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 12:55 PM Response to Original message |
25. Then how come you and your wife had an abortion?? |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 01:00 PM Response to Original message |
26. He has, as we say out here on the Left Coast, "issues" |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 01:21 PM Response to Original message |
27. My Mom despised both Santorum and Gingrich. |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 01:50 PM Response to Original message |
28. I can't believe I'm the first to point this out: dance hall??? What era is that jackass living in??? |
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DesertRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 03:14 PM Response to Reply #28 |
43. He'd take them to the malt shop after the dance |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 03:35 PM Response to Reply #43 |
47. And then to the "make out point". |
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Guy Whitey Corngood (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 03:52 PM Response to Reply #47 |
52. Still better than "mount santorum". |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 06:18 PM Response to Reply #52 |
65. Omg!! |
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Pithlet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 03:46 PM Response to Reply #28 |
49. It's gross. That wording is on purpose. |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 04:03 PM Response to Reply #49 |
59. In other words the days when it only mattered if you were a rich white man? |
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aint_no_life_nowhere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 03:54 PM Response to Reply #28 |
54. Aren't Dance Hall Girls the saloon prostitutes in old western movies? |
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Zorra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 01:54 PM Response to Original message |
29. Yep. That's spot on, Ricky. |
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madmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 02:01 PM Response to Original message |
30. Ummmm............ NO! |
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musette_sf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 02:03 PM Response to Original message |
31. Yeah, just like a dead fetus. |
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gkhouston (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 02:05 PM Response to Original message |
32. He's the one you want to take home to Mom... |
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The Genealogist (495 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 02:13 PM Response to Original message |
33. My mother was dead way before I was old enough to take anyone home to her |
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rurallib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 02:14 PM Response to Original message |
34. I can almost hear my long dead mother now: |
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lolly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 02:19 PM Response to Reply #34 |
37. "Honey, that boy ain't quite right" |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 02:17 PM Response to Original message |
35. My mom, being an ultra Catholic, might approve of Ricky. |
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GoCubsGo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 02:18 PM Response to Original message |
36. Ricky never met my mom. |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 02:38 PM Response to Original message |
38. Is he talking about the dance hall where they're holding the Purity Ball? |
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Orsino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 03:00 PM Response to Original message |
39. I thought of the most clever comeback imaginable... |
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Erose999 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 03:03 PM Response to Original message |
40. He's more like the dead fetus you take home to bond with the family..... |
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and-justice-for-all (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 03:07 PM Response to Original message |
41. uh...no...nt |
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DesertRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 03:10 PM Response to Original message |
42. My 80 year old liberal Mom can't stand him. |
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BiggJawn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 03:17 PM Response to Original message |
44. I'll take him home to meet mom. |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 03:23 PM Response to Original message |
45. not have a beer with? rollin eyes. i want them to do a job. not take home to mom or |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 03:23 PM Response to Original message |
46. My 84yr old mother would push him into traffic. |
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shanti (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 03:36 PM Response to Original message |
48. my mom would kick his ass n/t |
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Safetykitten (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 03:47 PM Response to Original message |
50. C R E E P Y. |
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Iggo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 03:47 PM Response to Original message |
51. My mom knows how to use the google. (n/t) |
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TBF (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 03:54 PM Response to Reply #51 |
55. +1 nt |
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msanthrope (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 03:55 PM Response to Reply #51 |
56. Thread win. nt |
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wickerwoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 03:53 PM Response to Original message |
53. Cause she's the only one who knows how to get the whites really white again. |
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proud2BlibKansan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 03:56 PM Response to Original message |
57. My mom would think I had lost my mind |
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lunatica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 03:58 PM Response to Original message |
58. Oh Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! |
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MNBrewer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 04:09 PM Response to Original message |
61. Not my mom. She likes my boyfriend |
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SomethingFishy (552 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 05:43 PM Response to Original message |
63. My mom would slap the shit outta that hypocritical fuck. |
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tsuki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 06:27 PM Response to Original message |
66. Sorry, not my Mom. nt |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 06:34 PM Response to Original message |
67. Sooooo... I guess Herman Cain isn't acceptable "to take home to Mom" --message received (p)Rick |
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Kadie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 06:43 PM Response to Reply #67 |
69. LOL! |
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Octafish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 06:36 PM Response to Original message |
68. Yeah, if mom 'lives' at The Bates Motel |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 09:26 PM Response to Reply #68 |
71. LMAO!!! *cue the Psycho music* |
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11 Bravo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 07:02 PM Response to Original message |
70. OK, but for the love of God, keep him away from the family pooch! |
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Cognitive_Resonance (733 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Nov-29-11 09:41 PM Response to Original message |
72. The dude is just plain creepy. nt |
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