If forced - who would you vote for US President: Michelle Bachman or Sarah Palin

[LynneSin]

Poll question: If forced - who would you vote for US President: Michelle Bachman or Sarah Palin

It is election time and for some bizarro twist of fate the only 2 choices are Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman running against each other.

If you do NOT vote this basket of kittens:


Will be fed to this very hungry rabid dog:


how will you vote?

[Renew Deal]

1. Myself

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

5. Do you see "I'd vote for Renew Deal" as an option?

Just for that we're giving the rabid dog these cute puppies



Irony was, that rabid dog use to be as cute as those puppies

:cry:

[Renew Deal]

11. I'd say that's a fair deal.

:D

[slackmaster]

2. Adorable kittens are adorable

:kick:

[SteppingRazor]

3. Given the shitastic world either of those women would create ...

I'm thinking more kitties would lose their lives as a result of the Palin and/or Bachmann regimes than the few that would be fed to the dog. So, I'm feeding kittens to the dog in good conscience.

[Arugula Latte]

4. Anything to save kittens -- I voted Bachman (gag).

But I'd rather feed the dog to the kittens.

Of course I'd rather feed both Palin and Bachman to both the dog and the kittens. I guess you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join me, and the world will live as one.

[Zephie]

6. None of the above, and hello Mexico! At that point...

[LynneSin]

7. See I would go to Canada

I'm already use to the cold weather and I want the universal health care!

Although technically your choice would send 5 kittens to be fed to the rapid dog

[Zephie]

10. America would just start WWIII within a few minutes of the swearing in either way

I view it as you might as well go to a place of debauchery and enjoy the last few months of the world. Either of them getting elected would be a sign of the apocalypse! :rofl:

[monmouth]

13. Costa Rica for me...n/t

[Erose999]

8. I'd sacrifice myself to the rabid dog if the only 2 possible outcomes were living under a Bachmann

or Palin administration. At least having Rabies would be a more interesting (and fun?) way to die than starving to death in my retirement, dying of something like cancer because I can't get health insurance, or being nuked by Russia.

[MilesColtrane]

9. At least that poor dog won't go hungry.

[peace frog]

21. and the kittens will die quickly

at least I choose to hope they will. But I'll be goddamned if I will vote for either of those psycho-wingnuts.

[Maeve]

12. If that were the choice, I'd vote with my feet

Sell the house, convert the retirement fund to Euros and head to Ireland.

[BrklynLiberal]

14. Ditto.

[Better Believe It]

15. Neither. I won't vote for the lesser of two evils.

[blondeatlast]

26. Begs the question: In that scenario--is there a lesser?

I don't think so myself.

[Erose999]

27. We could put the rabid dog in charge. Is that an option?

[Better Believe It]

44. The lesser evil argument can be made and is always made.

For example.

Who is a lesser evil vice-president, Joseph Leiberman or Richard Cheney?

[Lefta Dissenter]

16. hey wait,

why don't we ever get the "Robb is a dingbat" option anymore? :shrug:

[peekaloo]

17. I'm confused. The choice(s) are three rabid hungry dogs.

:P

[LynneSin]

18. Technically you are right - so who gets to dine on the pretty kitties

:D

[peekaloo]

19. Sorry kitties it's Old Yeller time.

:cry:

[Ozymanithrax]

20. Cujo looks hungry. Feed him...

I'd be happy to round up more kittens, and how about some baby ducks as hors'devours.

[Vinnie From Indy]

22. I would take Palin

Palin is simply a hillbilly grifter in it for the money. Really not much different than many in the GOP. She is simply not as polished or devious as guys like Newt Gingrich. Bachmann is nuts. She would probably launch a surprise attack on Canada or some other bit of world-ending nonsense.

That dog really looks pissed.

[PoliticAverse]

23. Shouldn't we take into consideration....

the likelihood that Palin would quit 1/2 way through her first term like she did as governor ?

[malaise]

24. Sorry Kittens

This is a very cruel world. Bubye :rofl:

[LeftishBrit]

25. Faced with something equivalent, I would write-in one of the kittens

[madinmaryland]

28. Why do you hate America. You have made the baby Jesus cry!

:mad:

[LynneSin]

30. watch it or we'll feed baby jesus to the rapid dogs

which pretty much is the basis of fundamentalist christianity

[HopeHoops]

29. I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a grapefruit spoon than vote for either.

[Broken_Hero]

31. Well, at least the rabid dog is full......nt

[bluestate10]

32. Sorry about that kittens. Your place of honor is safe in heaven. nt

[Fla Dem]

33. Well you didn't exclude write in, so I'll take write-in for $200 Alex.

You stated the " only 2 choices are Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman". But that doesn't exclude a write in, just that they would be the only 2 choices listed on the ballot.

[LynneSin]

34. Sorry but not only did you off another 5 kittens but...

I'm tossing in these to boot:


Now go pick: Palin OR Bachman!

:evilgrin:

[kentauros]

37. Wouldn't those just eat the dog?

And the kittens?

And you?

:evilgrin:

[krispos42]

35. Fortunately, more kittens are easy to come by.

Poor kitties. But many thousands more kittens will die with either of those two in charge of things.



Although, if Palin did win, it would be over in about 18 months.

[demodonkey]

36. That's why there are write-ins! nt

[spanone]

38. you'd have to shoot me then use my hand to pull any levers

[Morning Dew]

39. I regret

that I have only one basket of kitties to give for my country.

[Bluenorthwest]

40. I'd be voting Green

Because apparently the DNC nominated Palin for her anti-equality ties to the current Kaine/Obama leadership. They have 'ministers' and a 'faith' in common, you know.

[blindpig]

41. Feed the dog.

Voting in this country is a parody of democracy.

[delightfulstar]

42. I'd write-in a candidate of my own choosing....

Before I'd vote for either of those two.

[LynneSin]

43. Wow only 6 of you would sacrifice the country for the kittens

:patriot:

[Motown_Johnny]

45. dumbest poll ever

[Liberal_in_LA]

46. adorable kittens