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Edited on Sat Sep-01-12 09:13 AM by No Elephants
All kidding aside, i do feel sorry for Eastwood.
First, a matinee idol, then possible THE most respected living Hollywood icon, and, then, at 82, a laughingstock and a byword.
I would not be the least bit surprised to learn he's been drinking since nomination night.
That said, let's have some fun.
Twitter coined a new verb, "Eastwooding." (Reminds me of "Jolie the leg.")
So far, "Eastwooding" is one human interacting in some way with one empty chair--although I guess you could add as many chairs as you want. (Why settle for disrepecting an invisible President when you could disrespect the entire invisible Republican side of the House or the entire invisible Republican side of the Senate?)
What would your Eastwooding video consist of?
I think my Eastwooding video would consist of the chair's serving as my dance partner and, together, we would would.....
Do the Time Warp Again.
(Guests) Let's do the Time Warp again. Let's do the Time Warp again.
(Narrator) It's just a jump to the left.
(Guests) And then a step to the right.
(Narrator) With your hand on your hips.
(Guests) You bring your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust. They really drive you insane. Let's do the Time Warp again. Let's do the Time Warp again.
(Magenta) It's so dreamy Oh, fantasy free me So you can't see me No not at all.
In another dimension With voyeuristic intention. Well secluded I see all...
(Riff Raff) With a bit of a mind flip...
(Magenta) You're into a time slip...
(Riff Raff) And nothing can ever be the same.
(Magenta) You're spaced out on sensation.
(Riff Raff) Like you're under sedation.
(Guests) Let's do the Time Warp again. Let's do the Time Warp again.
(Columbia) Well, I was walking down the street Just having a think When a snake of a guy Gave me an evil wink. Well it shook me up It took me by surprise He had a pick-up truck And the devil's eyes He stared at me And I felt a change Time meant nothing Never would again.
(Guests) Let's do the Time Warp again. Let's do the Time Warp again.
(Narrator) It's just a jump to the left.
(Guests) And then a step to the right.
(Narrator) With your hands on your hips.
(Guests) You bring you knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust... That really drives you insane Let's do the Time Warp again. Let's do the Time Warp again. Let's do the Time Warp again
And so on
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