Al Jazeera headlines this morning:

[No Elephants]

I just went to the Al Jazeera home page.

The first headlines that greeted me, the ones across the top of the page were these;

Hollande to visit Mali among army abuse claims (I assume this means abuses by the Mali military)

Deadly clashes in Cairo as Egyptians rally

Suicide bomber strikes US embassy in Turkey

Mexico probes Pemex headquarters blast

Lebanese soldiers killed near Syria border



(Reading down beyond the first tier of headline:)

Pakistan security forces killed at army camp

Harvard students suspended in cheat scandal

Twitter latest target in cyber attack (250,000 accounts hacked)

UN aid reaches Syria rebel held town (finally, a headline that seems like good news)

and last

Clinton resigns as Secretary of State.

Dudes, I am not sure I can read any of these stories without needing depression medication and I don't tolerate controlled substances well.

You're on your own for Al Jazeera stories today.

http://www.aljazeera.com/

[Enthusiast]

1. And not one word about the Super Bowl!

Those Muslims wouldn't know real news if it bit 'em on the ass!