Breaking: Liberal scientists confirm yet again that humans causing global warming.

[No Elephants]

I kid.

Not about the global warming bit, though. I wish I were kidding about that.

I kid that the scientists are liberals.

[Enthusiast]

1. Reality has a liberal bias.

And nowhere could this be better illustrated than in climate science. There are few 'far right'® scientists, maybe none.

[No Elephants]

2. Having now observed bots of all political stripes in action, I must agree.

They're all mistaken, save thee and me; and sometimes I think even thee is a little mistaken.

(Written tongue in cheek, with deeply sincere apologies to the Quakers.)