Nephew: Aunt Hanged, Killed Dog For Chewing Bible

[Contrary1]

"A 65-year-old woman is accused of killing her nephew’s dog because it had chewed on her Bible, and she said it was a “devil dog.”

Deputies said that Andy Fowler called them last Tuesday to report that his aunt had hung his dog. Fowler said his aunt, Miriam Smith, admitted hanging his 1-year-old pit bull, Diamond.

Officers found the partially burned body of the dog under a pile of grass with an orange electrical cord around its neck at the home on John Worthy Road in Pacolet.

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Long-time neighbors told News 4 that Smith is a religious fanatic..."

Gee, ya think? :eyes:

http://www.wyff4.com/r/26595159/detail.html

[yella_dawg]

1. Whoa!

Shouldn't God have prevented the dog from chewing his inerrant word?

[progressoid]

5. He's busy deciding who gets Oscars and who will win the Super Bowl

[Dappleganger]

22. Oh my!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[tularetom]

2. When I read a story like this I always try to guess what part of the country it came from

And I'm never far wrong....

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[TheKentuckian]

4. I hope Granny Vick does some time

[Sheepshank]

6. Gee, and I thought this was going to be about Palin n/t

[Contrary1]

7. Nah, in Palin's case it would have been a caribou. n/t

[sakabatou]

8. Good god...

[The Doctor.]

9. These people are very sick.

There is no easy cure.

[guitar man]

10. Mine does worse

My dog goes into the bathroom when I'm not looking and eats the roll of toilet paper off the dispenser, then right when you need TP the most... :grr:

Still, I haven't hung the dog over it...this woman is just sick :grr:

[a la izquierda]

11. Hoooo, that's funny as hell!

HAHAHAHA!
My chihuahua could be outside for an hour, but you know? He'll still come back in the house and drop little rabbit turds on my bathmat.

[guitar man]

12. My shi tzu does that

she can be out all day long and still come in and crap in the house sometimes :(

[a la izquierda]

Little dogs can be royal pains in the butt...

they're notoriously hard to potty train. I'm just happy it's a chihuahua pooping in the house, and not my 65 pound Vizsla.

[guitar man]

24. sure enough

I've had her 9 years and 99% of the time she goes outside. It's just that other 1% that is kinda maddening sometimes. Still, I love my dogs and could never imagine abusing them, even when the big one eats the tp lol.

[a la izquierda]

16. Little dogs can be royal pains in the butt...

they're notoriously hard to potty train. I'm just happy it's a chihuahua pooping in the house, and not my 65 pound Vizsla.

[4_TN_TITANS]

25. I can top that...

My wife's cousin's Yorkie searches out my daughters (used) feminine pads from the garbage and chews them to bits.

[Liberal_in_LA]

13. Awful. Poor dog

[XanaDUer]

14. "Devil dog"

I'm not even going there. What a maroon.

[TK421]

15. More proof religion rots the brain n/t

[Little Star]

17. If that's what religion does to you, I'll have none, thanks!

[Initech]

19. There's a reason I dropped out of my psycho fundie church.

[Ezlivin]

18. New Line of Biblical Chew Toys!

"Adam's Rib" will be your dogs favorite treat.

[Initech]

21. How about a squeak toy talking serpent?

[KamaAina]

20. "Devil dog"??

:wtf:

[Boojatta]

31. An iconoclastic dog and an aunt who practices idolatry

[PCIntern]

23. Self delete

[slackmaster]

26. Crazy Aunts should be kept locked up in the basement where they belong

:argh:

[RagAss]

27. Thorazine !!!! It works wonders.

[laylah]

28. Sad...that is all I can say. nt

[NuclearDem]

29. Absolutely no excuse for this

That poor puppy didn't deserve this :cry:

This...THING needs some serious mental help.

[deaniac21]

30. I think that dog also tried to flush the bible down a toilet.

[earthboundmisfit]

32. “She's no monster. She's no monster,” says her neighbor

Crazy old bitch IS TOO a monster - probably has a history of not being real kind to children as well as animals. (What if it was a toddler that had teethed on her "good book"?) She needs to be put away where she can't hurt anyone else.