A Chuck Norris column that is awesome in its stupidity

[Enrique]

Maybe I'm the crazy one for analyzing a Chuck Norris column, but I'm just dazzled by this piece of total crap.

I kept hearing Jared Loughner's posts called "rambling" and being clues that someone should have caught, but take a look at what Chuck's spewing out. Should someone do something about him? And what about the people who are presumably reading him? Does any of them notice that it doesn't make any sense? Starting with the title of the column. And then among other things, does anyone reading this notice that Chuck's points four and five are the same point?

Obama orders study in socialism

Under the radar last week was President Obama's executive order for a wide review of government regulations, in hope of showing that bigger government isn't bad news for economic growth and business.

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You know how that works. Say one thing – mean other? We did it often as kids. Remember, when your parents asked if you were going to Johnny's house, where they've restricted you to go, and you replied, "No, I'm going to Dave's house," knowing full well that Johnny was going to be there, too?


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Fourth, don't ever forget that Obama's call for a review of government regulations is coming from a White House that has expanded the federal government more than any administration since Woodrow Wilson and FDR.

Fifth, does anyone find it peculiar that the president is, essentially, ordering a review of the productivity of government expansion, after he's already been in the two-year process of greatly expanding government? Isn't that something like chicken roadkill asking itself if it should cross the road?



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[meegbear]

1. Must be great to make rambling statements and get paid for it ...

[Enrique]

3. lol, look how fast he writes

:rofl:

[emulatorloo]

4. World Nut Daily will publish most anything. OTOH Norris may be paying them!

nice animated gif!

[formercia]

6. A Chuck Norris Infomercial

It slices. It Dices.

:rofl:

[emulatorloo]

2. Thank you SOOOOO MUCH for posting this.

I really needed the laugh today.

[Enrique]

5. heh

I was totally expecting the body of your post to be :sarcasm: or :eyes:

:hi:

[Electric Monk]

7. Chuck Norris can swim through land.

:rofl: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts

Chuck Norris gives aspirin a headache.

[Sonoman]

14. Those are effing hilarious. nt

[Cheap_Trick]

8. Poor Chuckie. I think we all know the exact moment his brain suffered it's fatal blow.

It's when Bruce Lee kicked his fucking ASS.

[Erose999]

9. Chuck is just a bad writer. He doesn't even reference whatever "study" it is he is claiming is

"socialism". No documentation or sources provided. The rest of the article is just misappropriated quotes from the "founding fathers".

Not only is chuck Norris the prime example of "whats wrong with America," he's the prime example of "whats wrong with Iraq" too:

[Erose999]

Chuck Norris can swallow a raw egg whole without breaking it, and then poop out a live chicken. nt

[mkultra]

10. posting this is like dumping a bucket of shit on a library floor

[Canuckistanian]

11. "Say one thing – mean other?"

Chuck smart. Smart like streetcar.

[KamaAina]

12. A few too many kicks to the head?

:dunce:

[LiberalFighter]

13. As usual Chuck lies lies and lies.

And the part about going to Johnny's house?? How many people actually did a scenario like that? It never happened to me or any of my siblings.

It shows that Chuck has a lack of ethics that began when he was a child.